[Archived] Chimp Mauling

[Guest Kamy100]

The audio below is one of the most disturbing things that I have ever heard, why on earth would anyone want to keep chimp at home:

Chimp Mauling

[Ozz]

Tarzan made a career out of it-And Congrats Kamy on the best thread title this year. Did you know Chimp Mauling is an anagram of Gain Chum Limp?

[adopted scouser]

Daft cow, who in their right mind keeps a 200lb Chimp in the house ?

Wouldn't happen in England, there really are some potty Americans.

And how long did it take the police to get there ?

[ihtd]

That chimp were one tough S.O.B , look how much it took to stop it. Bullets, stabbings, kicks and punches to take it down. I am a big fan of chimps and as a child i always wanted one as a pet, but no human being can realistically keep one of these things as a pet. Shame it had to end the way it did for the chimp, the chimp didn't no any better. The owner should be imprisoned once they get whats left of their face back, just for the sheer stupidity of owning one.

[broadsword]

Maybe he was good at the housework?

It's bananas.

Sorry, that was bad. But the whole thing's so wacko.

I hope she makes the fullest recovery possible.

[T4E]

Daft cow, who in their right mind keeps a 200lb Chimp in the house ?

Abbey's missus?

[broadsword]

Stop monkeying around, this is serious.

[Mike Graham]

plenty of chimps to be found in Burnley

[JC4LAB]

Coleen Rooney probably suffers simliar when Utd get beat

[Tom]

Horrible situation but apparently chips can be right nasty buggers, I saw on a program once hpw they can just flip in the wild and have bouts pf caniballism, alos check out what they did to this bloke. Not for the feint hearted:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1364810.ece

[Sandiway Blue]

Horrible situation but apparently chips can be right nasty buggers, I saw on a program once hpw they can just flip in the wild and have bouts pf caniballism, alos check out what they did to this bloke. Not for the feint hearted:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1364810.ece

The trick is to chew them thoroughly and make sure you get rid of the hard bits!