[Archived] Bloody Women!

[Mc Love]

No the girl in violet dress

[cletus]

violet dress for defo!

On the football bird theme, i once invited a nice young lady to a football game in London. I ended up taking her up the arsenal

[tcj_jones]

Lucky @#/?, Liz is unbelievably hot. If you ain't gonna go for it with her, then send her no. my way!

[waynerovers]

Work like **** for six months, save all you can, get on a flight to Phuket, forget all the women here, it'll be worn out when you get back you'll be skint, had a bloody whale of a time and will only be thinking about how long to save up for my next trip.

/\ this. I'm off to Patteya for new year, every mans dream

[mellison24]

This is mellison24's gf. Dunnfc is a lucky lad to have that girl. She's quite a stunner! I'm just gunna point out that Mikey (mellison) has gone out on the lash after tonights win and left me in his flat!! Charming!! More like 'Bloody Men!!' grrrrrrrr

[tcj_jones]

You gotta pic too? Hahaha, kidding

But you do agree though, women are absolutely mental?

[mellison24]

We are NOT mental!! We just have a few irritable days because of our hormones, not our fault!! We'd get less irritated if certain men could satisfy us, rather than leaving us on our own. I was on offer for him tonight!! I'm off to bed with a nice Maeve Binchey (Yes, some of us can read haha) Night x

[tcj_jones]

Oooo so Mikey isn't satisfying you then, eh? You sound frustrated. Is this a long-standing problem or are you just on again?

[waynerovers]

its long been known that all women are mental and all men are ######, this is scientific fact

[brian_gallagher85]

The fact that you've logged into his account to post on this thread shows who the "mental" one is

Also, Dunnfc, I'm sorry mate but if you really need help in deciding between the stunner and the single mum with more baggage than Paris Hilton on holiday then maybe you should start thinking about catching the other bus!

[philipl]

This is a highly amusing thread.

[Ricky]

Looking forward to mellison logging onto this thread this morning lol.

[JC4LAB]

What a good looking lot. Looks like something from my mums soapmag...Shame you arent on the telly cos it would make a greatstoryline for something like Corrie or Hollyoaks...definately worth a Bafta

[Hughesy]

Dunn there is no comparison - Mental case with kids or the chick on the right?! Easy decision!

[T4E]

Hang about, there's a few things we don't know about Lizzie.

How many kids has she got? Is she clean?

The happy looking lad in the middle?

He looks like Earthworm Jim.

[mellison24]

Not the best hangover ever. Ah well, least she has a GSOH hahaha

[Gavlar Somerset Rover!]

Hang about, there's a few things we don't know about Lizzie.

How many kids has she got? Is she clean?

I'm sure it's nothing that a short course of antibiotics won't cure!

Go on son - seal the deal!

[T4E]

GSOH

A sure fire sign that you met on the internet......

[mellison24]

A sure fire sign that you met on the internet......

Nope, at Ewood. It just means I like to type text on occasion to save space. It's on here all the time. (And yes, I do get the sarcasm, I'm just being a pedantic smart-ass lol)

[Mc Love]

What a good looking lot. Looks like something from my mums soapmag...Shame you arent on the telly cos it would make a greatstoryline for something like Corrie or Hollyoaks...definately worth a Bafta

Dont you mean the Jeremy Kyle show?

[Dunnfc]

Thing is though the stunner is a proper snob shed get on well with my family if you like but yeah i met her mam and she asks what i did i said a plasterer her mum says odear

Plus shes as much intntresting as watching paint dry, Plus she knows all about Emily so shes still a lil bit ###### :S

Nah going down to Emily's in a couple of weeks to spend the week with her, should be fun and amazing if the plates manage to stay in one piece...

[Mc Love]

Dont know what to say to that - your own funeral mate

[tcj_jones]

I love boring, snobbish women. Can I have her number?

[brian_gallagher85]

My comment about you catching the other bus still stands!

[lockers]

You are only about 12 im sure there are plenty of other suitable girls out there without becoming an early victim of the Jeremy Kyle syndrome