longsiders1882 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Thought I'd share this with you. I'm reliably informed that though from Nelson the man in question is (and I quote) a 'bstards' fan. It tickled me anyway: http://www.thevisitor.co.uk/news/morecambe-and-district-news/man-dressed-as-grim-reaper-arrested-1-1208455 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hanks Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Reads like a chapter from an Irvine Welsh novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 A long time ago whilst on a bender I was sick in my underpants, while still wearing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 A long time ago whilst on a bender I was sick in my underpants, while still wearing them. brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 brilliant! I'm serious ! My best mate in the whole world now lives in Belgium, we were on a ridiculous bender in Blackburn, a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 No, I believe you! I struggle to work out the thought process whereby you were sick in your underpants, you don't get long to think about these things, but in a state - well we've all been there. Thought process something like this? "oh God, I'm going to be sick. What shall I do? Do it your underpants. Genius idea brain, thanks, good thinking!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Explanation to follow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broadsword Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I've thrown up into my trousers before. Really not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Mike E Posted August 21, 2013 Backroom Share Posted August 21, 2013 I've seen a girl pick up the hem of her dress and vom into the consequent 'bowl' she'd created. Quite a sight that someone who was staggering on high heels suddenly legged it (steadily) to a bin and tipped it all in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longsiders1882 Posted August 22, 2013 Author Share Posted August 22, 2013 Love it scouser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthblue02 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 A long time ago whilst on a bender I was sick in my underpants, while still wearing them. Visions of a scene similar to the how much custard can you fit in your underpants competition in Bottom. looking forward to the full story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 It's nothing really. Picture the scene, you've downed enough Vodka to make Ollie Reed get a taxi home. You finally stagger into a toilet cubicle realising you need to open the sluice gates at both ends. Decided on the arse first and decided to sit down and send some relatives to the seaside. Sitting there, like you do, pants round your ankles, felt ridiculously ill, threw me 'ead orward and hey presto, sick in me undies. I'm not proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Norbert Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I've seen a girl pick up the hem of her dress and vom into the consequent 'bowl' she'd created. Quite a sight that someone who was staggering on high heels suddenly legged it (steadily) to a bin and tipped it all in. Classy. The punchline should have been....."still, she was a good f_ck. And she made me breakfast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Mike E Posted August 24, 2013 Backroom Share Posted August 24, 2013 Classy. The punchline should have been....."still, she was a good f_ck. And she made me breakfast." I'm one of those rare Darreners that has standards haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenodrog Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I've seen a girl pick up the hem of her dress and vom into the consequent 'bowl' she'd created. Quite a sight that someone who was staggering on high heels suddenly legged it (steadily) to a bin and tipped it all in. Obviously a well brought up girl so long as she had clean knickers on........ more to the point did she have any on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jock Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Obviously a well brought up girl so long as she had clean knickers on........ more to the point did she have any on? Not a problem if she has some on. They can always be pulled to one side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Norbert Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I could make a Rolf Harris related comment at this point...............................but I'll stop myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickvalery Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 A good friend of mine got a little nauseous in the queue to a club and it all got a bit too much for him. He couldnt really hold it back any longer and I guess he thought he could out think and out wit the gallons of christ knows what he'd downed. So he began quietly being sick whilst kind of doing a yawning type action and then attempting to stuff it into his pockets. so determined to get into the club and the bouncers wouldnt notice bulging pockets of vomit. Sadly for him it wasnt too quiet and very little made it into his pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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