booth

And Carter gives away a penalty.

I'll take what I can get after todays disappointment. 5-1 now.

Watford with 5 goals now.

Again? He seems to be making it a habit.

He was pissed off because he thought he'd been fouled a few minutes before.

It could be worse, you could be a PNE fan. 1-4 at home to Watford now.

And massive gulf in finances between bottom of the Premier League and Championship.

It was so so obvious, especially after our last three performances.

I don't know but he keeps getting the names wrong and he delivers every bit of commentary with false jollity. I don't think he's at the right game tbh. His co-commentator occasionally chuckles when he makes a mistake. It was funny at first but now it's grating.

2-0, that diving shit Stuart Armstrong. Awful defending.

This Southampton commentator is like listening to a reanimated lobotomy patient.

That doesn't automatically make him brain dead.

It explains his decisions on the pitch, like not striking the ball from 5 yards out. Or not tapping the ball to a man unmarked with the ball gaping.

He's been shit all match, fucking idiot.

Garrett and Brittain coming on. I can't see that doing much, thought Garrett may give us a bit of bite.

Two consecutive fouls, referee looking right at both of them, nothing.

What a bell end.

Good save from Leopold.

At the moment we need anything we can get.

Gilsenan is a brilliant player. Would love to see him get a chance.

Cheering me up is the Southampton commentary. We've had Hill called Callum Brittain for 30 minutes. Andrew Moran called John Moran. And finally, we've just been called Bristol Rovers. I'm sure it's an AI bot.

Moran has been poor today. I'm surprised he's on the pitch after midweeks performance.

Looked like a foul corner to me, it wasn't even on the line, no one checking. But shit defending.

Hill shouldn't be playing as a fullback, he should be in the middle.

You'd expect him to give it a go being about 5 yards out.