Glosrover

I’ve developed a mental image of Forshaw in leg irons fixed to a capstan that turns an archimedes screw, he’s chasing a 2 yr contract extension dangling just out of his reach. Pitch pumped dry in no time….

Nah….Fringe player at best

More like “are you Rovers in disguise” aimed at the collective Derby lineup?

Spurs owners are almost as bad as Venkys……..(only buy cheap)

also quite handy on crosses…..

Not even the Olsen twins??

Shearer was playing in Soton first team at 16 wasn’t he??

It’s hard to avoid thinking that the result might have more to do with what odds fat ‘Barry’ Rao might be able to get on a home win with his local Indian bookie.

Which net??

“……..say, if you’re glad we’ve got Gueye” with apologies to Tom Robinson

For ‘exits’ read CV….

I’d like to ‘mute’ George Boeteng - can I moot Serena Weigman as an actual manager with an exits of winning rather than a Dutch plant-pot??

In the style of the 1930’s Daily Mirror cartoon strip….Waggot trying to persuade his manager to stay….

It’s carnage most summers with players out of contract………

Wingers and groin injuries aren’t a happy match. Think Harry Chapman, —- pace was the only trick he had, when his muscles started pulling, he hadn’t enough muscle between his ears to compensate……

Attack needs a bit of bite

Wasn’t there talk of signing a mate for Yuki?? Japanese striker likely out of contract in January??

A brown (shithousery) card……

For pro’s imploring a card to be shown that’s a great shout……..even the FA might see sense in that

Admin to complete and submit to the EFL? What could possibly go wrong…….

so this is a general point rather than a reply as such…. do we really have the transfer fees? Wondering with the previous injections of funds from VHL via India being (I think) the purchase of shares in BRFC or it’s holding company, whether the transfer incomings have been used quietly to ‘buy back’ those shares and therefore funnel the cash back to the owners. I know there are real accountants and more gifted finance folk than me that post on here, so is there a legal and visible (or is it by nature invisible) process that siphons out cash??

My favourite bit…… regular readers will know I’m not usually in the habit of recommending Preston North End as a viewing spectacle – unless you’re running the waiting room at Dignitas

He won’t play in the first team - SWAG won’t risk letting him onto the rented coach if he’s clearly labelled as Car-sick

loan in, or loan with outgoing player?? - sorry just seen someone else ask exactly that.......Doh

local to me these days - many of my lads football mates are Gas-heads, the name stems from their old stadium at Eastville [now a Tesco!!] being next to several massive gas holders [called Gasometers when I was a kid], and prone to the occasional emission in the vicinity of the ground. Therefore as far as Ive been told, they're 'the Gas' because the general vicinity of that part of the city smelt of gas. Maybe the marketing folk at their club now think pirates is a better monicker as pirates smell better..........