Yeah I was in there as well Mark - can't listen to bloody Glad All Over after that! Look at us all squeezed in, just a few weeks after Hillsborough as well.....

Papa Bouba Diop, the former Fulham and West Ham player, and Senegalese international, has died of MND at the age of 42. RIP

Charlie Dore - Pilot of the Airwaves

The Jam - Down in the Tube nah we'll go with Burning Sky

UB40 - Breakfast in Bed

Paul McCartney and Wings - With a Little Luck

The Sutherland Brothers - Arms of Mary

Paul Weller - These City Streets

The Clash - London's Burning

Everything But the Girl - Don't Let the Teardrops Rust Your Shining Heart

Elton John - Song For Guy

The Supremes - You Keep Me Hanging On

I’m not sure it was Stuart, think he bent it in to be fair

Geno Washington and the Ram Jam Band - Michael (The Lover)

Everything But the Girl - Cross My Heart

Tim Hardin - Part of the Wind

Yes I was going to mention these two as well Phil. I'll chuck in Tom Finney as well, just because the nobbers need something to cheer 'em up a bit.

Van McCoy and The Soul City Symphony - Do the Hustle

He was never a pal of mine. Or a chum for that matter.

I don't have any tattoos, although I am actually thinking of getting a couple of mid-life crisis ones done. The Jam on one calf and The Beatles on the other. I did think of having that famous Welsh railway station tattoed on my knob but the guy said he could only fit Rhyl on. I agree with what Dreams says above about people making snap judgements of heavily tattoed people. My PA is absolutely covered in them but I think it looks great and she shows her 'full sleeve' very proudly on our staff photograph.

Harry has long since passed on to that great kennel in the sky

Exactly. Thankfully we have a few guys now with great football intelligence in Holtby, Douglas, Elliott and Downing.

I played briefly in the same Blackburn & Darwen schoolboys team as Mark Patterson, and also played alongside him at Park Lane Rangers and in men's football at Darwen Olympic when we were both 15. I was a decent enough player I suppose, good in the air and at holding the ball up and bringing others into play, which was rare in schoolboy footballers then, they all wanted to try and turn when the ball was played into them. I also led the line well. Unfortunately I did my ACL when I was 16 and was never the same player again. My pace had gone. I was still able to play lots of games at amateur level though, and scored my fair share of goals. If I had a fast lad next to me they were guaranteed chances in every game. I moved to Scotland when I was 30 and got a new lease of life up here playing in a veterans league which contained a few ex pros, including a couple in our team, and I held my own. What I wouldn't give to be fit enough to still play now!

Wilson Pickett - Mustang Sally

To be fair they were part of several imaginary post-match quotes from the Preston manager that the nobbers were posting - it was gallows humour rather than an epic fail.