DE, wise words.

Predicting the future is a perilous task.

Yes mate, apparently loads is afoot 👍 I have it on good authority that we are looking into using stats to help us identify transfer targets 😀

Carney to United? TM chats bollocks

I looked forward too and enjoyed football, before Venky's appeared ☹️

Sorted, 2+2=4

Signings are coming, I'm told TM has stepped up the search for a new head of recruitment. We've expanded our search parameters and are now using platforms designed to help people find good connections. TM is confident we will find our perfect match soon as He's found several people on Tinder he wants to connect with.

Please don't compare Picard and Mowbray, he's already ruined football, I don't need another joy tarnished by him.

Awesome we've signed a blind man and a robot! Premier league here we come! Can Androids play pro football???

It's called Venkymitosis, death through detachment of the heart 💓.

Strongly linked to Middlesbrough.

I'd be asking Soton for 20m and chucking in SG.

Has Tony not been linked? Please god let it be TM!

I know, written more in hope than anything else. I'm told he had to leave Burnley due to constant nose bleeds as it was too far north for his delicate self. haha.

Destination Rovers

Is that not akin to the club actually doing something for the fans? Doesn't seem very Rovers to me.

I can answer that question No, it costs money

How many BPs does it take to change a lightbulb 😂 Aye that's the role, football players apparently cannot wipe their own backsides at 20+. Sad indictment of the youth of today and player's in general. Doesn't matter how Chapman is seen at Rovers, we should have kept in touch and sent someone to watch him. It all stems from the top, and given our top is TM, I am not surprised one bit.

Who is Beverly Philips?

I remember such things as the omega ready to train system, loads of clubs shelled out fortunes for it. Trouble is it was based on pseudo science or bollocks in layman's terms. Football clubs have a tendency to buy into almost anything that they believe will give them a perceived advantage, whether it does or doesn't. Some data analysis is fine, but as always it can be taken to far and to much faith placed in it.

You are attempting to quantify a very subjective and unpredictable context. It is rather arrogant to think this can be done or converted into numbers. Things don't happen as expected in football. It's a guide a way to strengthen a train of thought, but foolish to place certainty on such mathematics based on flimsy equations.

He was the most anticlimactic signing ever. I watched loads of Italian football on channel 4 and Dino always looked a good player, I was pleased when we signed him and thought he'd be really strong for us. Then he played 😭😭😭 Dog, but still better than Keith.

He's been on his hols since Jan, judging by results.

I'd rather have Baggio 👍

We may need a wilder/Howe type but there's not a chance in hell that will happen under Venky's. Think washed up has been, or some such.