By that do you mean a complete dick head that routinely insults the club and fans, has absolutely zero ambition to do anything other than top up his pension and has the personality of a manky cabbage?

Getting an answer out of maggot? Might as well just ask any pile of dog shit you see on the ground. It's exactly the same thing. I for one am excited to see what will happen in the future with our chicken overlords. I'm sure whatever it is and no matter how bad, the brainless chumps who claim to be fans of this once great club will be lining up to lick their boots. Those of us who have the intelligence higher than that of a single celled organism will be still looking on as everything we predicted has come to fruition. Just sell the club you fucking scum.

Fleetwood Mac - Man Of The World

It's a brilliant opportunity to show what can be done by putting in effort and using brain power. I'm sure it will be a roaring success. A great opportunity.

That was the Kinks

Well we can't kick it in the other goal. The owners refuse to pay for a striker.

The Velvet Underground - Who Loves The Sun

A pathetic operation wholly representative of the people who run it.

Given this is the optimistic thread, I was being optimistic. The reality is there will most likely be no incomings in January and some outgoings for far less than they should be. Conveniently the money venkys "pumped in" recently only lasts until the end of December. I'm sure the government restrictions will go away again once the transfer window shuts.

Look what happens when you take a proper corner.

That's how any other business on earth would do it. This is venkys FC though.

If we can finish strong in the second half of the season then we're in with a chance.

That's the difference between a club with ambition and a club that just exists for the sake of existing.

The Kinks - Where Have All The Good Times Gone

Good time to sort our home record out.

Derby once finished the season with only 9 points. I really hope the dingles end up with less.

Van Halen - Somebody Get Me A Doctor

Traffic - Dear Mr Fantasy

Haha absolute gold. Vincent Kompany's Burnley™ - Record Breakers.

Round the back round the back round the back

I always hated Jimmy Hill and his massive chin. He was always a smug twat.

They spelled parasite wrong.

Criminally underrated IMO. He could have dropped back into midfield as he got older and just bossed every game but he just loved scoring so much he didn't bother. As you say, he was phenomenal after his ACL. What would he have been like had that not happened?

I'm sure there will be exemptions for certain clubs.

The skid marks that arw left down the back of the bog.