Not sure what his bowels have got to do with our form.

Odds on him not scoring a league goal for rovers?

That's not what was said though, was it?

Don't be ridiculous. That was a long time ago and Venkys have put paid to any legacy. Sheffield are by FAR a better club and team than us. If you need convincing, we played them today.

Fine, judge every team on the same standards, despite vastly different spending power. Your choice.

Clearly Sheffield are a cut above us, so any criticism has to be tempered. But seeing Dolan and Hedges line up again and again as we fail to get anywhere NEAR the opposition goal is a slap in the face. I can't think of any worse front lines in the division than ours.

Turn it off lads, save yourselves the half hour.

Think it's a decent physical battle. Rak Sayki is getting a right kicking from us

Their CB Vini is a monster.

I think we've looked alright up to the final third. Then the ball goes through Dolan or Hedges and we're turned around.

Hedges. Dross.

Fuck sake Dolan. Can't pass for shit.

Shocking stuff, that. Undoes a decent start.

The season is far from over. We haven't 'got' 6th position.

The window will be a non event. A loan, a freebie and an outgoing would be my guess. Now that the new signing sheen has faded from our summer recruits it's clear to see what spending close to £0 gets you.

We've scored one goal in the past 3 games

I'm bored to death already of seeing the same Cantwell + 2 useless attackers behind a non-scoring striker formations, honestly. The team basically picks itself due to availability. Pears JRC Batth Hyam Beck Tsquared Hedges (yuk) Cantwell Dolan (sigh) Guaye I've gone for Guaye purely because I think Yuki is better off the bench, and neither seem capable of playing the full 90. 1-1. Cantwell to score.

I'll be honest, I'm starting to get annoyed at the inability of our team to get crosses is. I can cross a fucking ball and I'm so very far from a professional footballer. The fact the likes of Pickering, Beck, Hedges, Dolan and Weiman can't when it's an essential part of their job is a joke, really. Get them on the training pitch, put Guaye and all the CBs in the box and rinse and repeat.

I've read it all now. Don't pigeon hole strikers as strikers. Especially if they don't score.

5th in goals scored won't last long at all. Let me be perfectly clear; Eustace is achieving what he set out to. Make us incredibly hard to beat, at home at least. He's done very well in that regard. But we won't score many playing this way and anyone looking for entertainment should look elsewhere.

Dolan had a great chance that he fluffed.

I've not argued either way. For someone so sure of themselves you're woefully short of the requisite details.

You're literally in the middle of it now.

I'd like to see Leonard in the next match day squad. We need more dynamism up top.

Oh good, another JDT vs. Eustace debate.