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Expected league position?

Sadly this may well be true. But I think until there's big changes, we'll carry on having the same nightmare, just different names and faces.

Might as well rebuild the club

Typically he's even failing at getting sacked 🤣

THIS CLUB NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!!!

Last time I saw women's football, I thought it was a decent standard. They would've given tonight's rovers team a good game I'm sure

You allow Mowbray to continue is just so toxic for this club. It's really harmful. It's obviously doing nothing for us. How about the young lads he's got playing for him, he's secreting their careers up. Mowbray wasnt like this when he first turned up. I don't know what happened, maybe his wife ran off with the milkman, but clearly he isn't up to the job of managing a football club, and clearly isn't willing to resign. I've had the feeling he's waiting for his payoff. But what about his pride, his mental health? This scenario would never ever have been experienced under John Williams, a highly capable man whose good judgement was rarely in question. It's just yet another entry in the chapter of this club that is titled venkys. Venkys are very bad for this club, and we are going nowhere until they leave

Not just on Wednesdays, he can fuck off every day from Sunday to Friday and twice on Saturdays

Rewind ten years. Imagine being told what ten years under venkys would be like. I think I would've walked there and then. It's been purgatory https://youtu.be/MLs2hv6f3Kw

Exactly what I was thinking today. Foreign ownership has comprehensively ruined football.

It's all so sadly predictable, isn't it? God knows what next season will be like, all I would be able to say with any confidence is that it will be a complete sufferfest. Just like the previous ten seasons. What did we ever do to deserve this shit?

Any expected goals yet?

He does seem to be a very self-pitying character. If this was world War two, he'd be going on about how we couldn't realistically beat hitler, sure the Americans were a great help, but there's only so much they can do, we've had some terrible injury problems with the SAS, the Germans had a head start on us with armaments production, those cliffs in Normandy look awful high, and it's a very long way to Berlin. But we're on a journey, and it involves using the paras as stretcher bearers, tanks that only have reverse gear, getting orders by pigeon post from India and mission briefings that involve running around a lot and shooting the first chance you get. He's completely given up, but he wants his payoff. It's kind of funny in a way, because venkys keep on getting taken in by his comments to the press which are in actual fact an imprecation to bin him

I swear they built Stonehenge quicker

More of a freak of discipline

Yeah, his performance level seriously dropped off. I would bet a lot of money that he didn't look after himself. It doesn't matter how talented you are, if you want you reach your potential and stay there, it's early nights and eating right. With him it was more like up all night banging granny box.

How's Mowbray Survive?

That isn't going to be the only goal of the game, I'm sure.

For in seventy matches we've won where we've gone behind first I think it will be now

Expected contents : one maniac

Ideal scenario for me is Mowbray being caught by the Sunday tabloids buck naked riding a giant GM Venky's broiler chicken with Venky Venky sat in a massive sandpit wearing a child's romper suit playing Monopoly, Barry Venky and Steve Maggott take it in turns to wax each other's buttocks and Madame Venky rides a mechanized broomstick around Venky Towers parapets shouting "Surrender Dorothy" with Benson and Venus snorting coke out of the bum crack of a lifesize figure of Mahatma Gandhi. And we beat Derby. The resulting fall-out see Venky's go bust, the Coventrio depart, Rovers stay up and get taken over by the two Ians, we get our Rovers back *and* get the last laugh. It's been a long week. Must stop eating cheese before bedtime.

I just think it's a real indicator that we're being driven beyond our limits. God knows I've worn enough times in my life, but I only rarely do it when I'm not angry.

We're one messed up football club

"It is impossible that happiness and yearning for what is not present should ever be united" That's yer man Epictetus there. It's impossible to care about the club right now without wishing that things were different. It's not about whether we're winning, what division we're in, how much money we have. It's none of that. It's about knowing that yer man in the dug-out is busting his balls to get a win, the lads on the pitch are running themselves into the ground to keep the ball out of our net and put one in theirs. It's looking at the fixture list, because you really want to know who we're playing on your birthday, it's about hoping we do better than last year, will we get a cup run. It's all that, and it's been taken from us, and at this juncture you really have to wonder if we'll ever get it back. If you're asking me to feel the same with venky's running us, an absolute dickhead managing us, who thinks you can score goals passing it backwards with players out of position and money wasted on no-hopers, then I'm sorry but no.

I think we should all give ourselves a pat on the back for still having some sort of an interest in the club, despite all this sort of nonsense. Having said that, if I had a crystal ball and could see that in fifty years ' time we were still being run by venkys, then, as they say on dragon's den "I'm out". The only reason I still have an interest is the forlorn hope that these doss wankers will one day depart,and that there will be still be something to salvage. If that how gets taken away then for the sake of my own mental health, I have to walk. I don't think I could ever support another club, but I certainly can't support one where the soul and ambition has been eaten away by talentless parasites