Tyrone Shoelaces

The Chicken Chokers do.

Doesn’t do enough often enough. A luxury player we can’t afford.

With all the current furore regarding Alzheimer’s they probably don’t these days.

Speedie would have put in more effort yesterday than the whole team did. No such thing as a lost cause with Speedie.

He’s never been that good a header of the ball, especially for someone so tall. Him and Gallagher make a good pair in that respect. Both are giants who would be out jumped by David Speedie.

Yeah let’s carry on rewarding failure, it’s what we do at Rovers.

Or there’s a lad at Blackburn called Wharton and another one called Ash Phillips.

I’d be looking for a hitman.

Norwich are beyond shit Chaddy so it’s unlikely. I was shocked at Leeds winning 3-0 at Watford.

Line ‘em all up Foreign Legion Style. “ step one pace forward all those who really want to play for this club next season, the rest of you fuck off out of my sight “.

I just looked it up - it was “ Many Clouds “. Of course when we eventually got back to England her son had spent her winnings !

That’s what I don’t understand. If they’ve decided he’s going why waste the rest of the season on him ?

He was probably happy with the draw.

My wife just goes off names as well. We were out in Spain about 10 years ago and she was on the phone to her son back in England who was reading out the National runners. She was looking out of the window at a really dull grey cloudy sky. When he got to one called “ Many Clouds “ or something with clouds in it she said “ That’ll do, put me a fiver each way on that “. Of course the bugger won. She only has a bet once a year, on the National.

They all blend into one for me.

How many times has that happened in the last 5 years ? In fact why stop at the last 5 years, how about the last 10 years ? How often do we get out enthused ?

I bet the lads who backed him to score 20 goals can’t believe their luck. Imagine if he was on 19 now.

Honestly she backs the winner about every third national. My horse never gets past the first time around. One year my horse got brought down by my son’s horse at the first fence !

Mrs Shoelaces just had the winner in the national.I don’t know how she does it, she knows nothing about horses.

Then we also don’t know what Brererton has in the tank , can he play 90 minutes ? That’s when you already have a 45 minute player in Dack on the bench.

Does he know how to fit Dack into the team ? In my opinion we’re only playing 3 centre halves now because 1) Lenihan is the skipper. 2) Van Hecke is a loan player, 3) Wharton is playing really well. So he doesn’t know who to drop and we carry on playing a system that was figured out by opponents two months ago.

I’ll be surprised if they both play 90 minutes.

Probably.

That’s why I smile when people try to tell me what a great spirit we have in the camp. If that was correct things like that wouldn’t be happening and also we’d be able to come back when we go behind just now and again. Normally when we go behind in a game it’s game over.

Five at the back again. I thought that had been well and truly found out by our opponents.