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Saying goodbye to the players ?

Whoever comes in they need to be the sort of manager that realises we won’t be getting out of this division with our lack of resources by playing “ Pep ball “.

That’s the first time I’ve seen “ Waggott “ and “ Lightning “ in the same sentence.

When Damien Johnson was running what was effectively the reserve team years ago I thought he had a bright future. Then Moggy came along and marginalised him. Since then what has he been doing ? Last I heard he was chief drone pilot at the training ground. I can’t see him running the show even for one or two games now. It’ll probably be Low who funnily enough never seems to be taken away when one of our managers leaves. I wonder why ?

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Even the dogs in the street know why he’s leaving.

The minute it emerged that they’d never seen a.game of football before alarm bells starting ringing in my head.

Not really. It had become obvious that he’d be in for every job that became available in the championship. I wouldn’t have surprised if he was even considering jobs at the top end of the next division down. Who will work for these clowns when you could work for somebody sensible ?

I’d be against a short term “ get us up “ style appointment. They rarely work out.

The way football has gone at top level I can’t see Dyche getting another Premier League job.

There will be loads of applications. “ Shall I stay on the dole or shall I chance my arm at Blackburn Rovers ? “ It’s a no brainer.

They don’t even promise the World.

Interesting. It’d be worth while trying it out in training. I’m not sure we have enough time before Wednesday though.

Does that mean you’ll be applying Tommy ? 😄

Yes but each time we had people at the helm who could, and did, pick the next up and coming highflier.

That’d be good. I know Frank’s brother Lawrence. I could be a ITK.

Yes it was the “ McGuire money “ , if it ever really existed ! My mistake.

There will be out of work managers interested. They’ll be thinking they can also do a “ Eustace “ in twelve months time. We’re just a “ stopping off shop “.

Did Dick want to move nearer to the North East ? Funny how he chose Oldham !

Allegedly he was promised the money from the Sammi sale and then it mysteriously vanished. I think he’s had one eye on the door ever since. His name has been linked qpwith every remotely suitable job since that time.

He knows that will never happen. They don’t let minions actually talk to them. He’s off having firmly put the blame on the chicken chokers.

Fuck it, my boycott starts here. It’s a beautiful day out here in Southern Spain . I’m off to clean the car.

It might not take that long.

I agree but there’s no chance he’ll come here. He doesn’t need a job at the moment. There are other more desperate ex-managers out there that will throw their hat in the ring.

It’s a bit of a change from the last time we played them in the cup. Are there any British players in that starting 11.