On any other day/weekend I’d be pretty livid at the pictures I’ve been sent about what the club considers appropriate pre match entertainment. That’s to say charging to have kiddies kick footballs into dustbins. Amateur hour. This weekend it barely cracks the top 10. I look often at rovers and think what have these monsters done to you, look at what they’ve reduced you to.

If it’s true that the rovers fuckwits have messed up on the bloody paperwork again and on the back of everything else I think I’m done with them

Venkys out swag out egg out jdt out

Moran and Siggurdsson are both hopeless and leave us so exposed at the back. I'd drop them both

😂. Would explain why JDT was banned from speaking to media. He’d rinse them for that. But surely not again. I mean surely.

What’s the issue with this Orlando player?

I suspect if you did IQ tests on everyone who supports rovers there would be a strong correlation between those at the bottom and those who “support” the owners. Unfortunately as dumb as they may be they’re still capable of concentrating all their brain power to squeeze out the sentence: “support the club dicks heads.”

By all accounts the club can’t afford to sack him. I suspect he’ll be livid with the transfer window and wouldn’t be shy about pointing fingers at swag/the egg which would put them in an untenable position of wanting to sack him to protect their personal pride but not being able to. I have grave reservations about his ability as a manager but this side of him is unquestioned if he’s not happy he’ll speak his mind whatever the official party line may be.

If he was a chef he’s effectively been presented with a load of potato peelings and fish heads and told to make a scrumptious meal.

Of course he isn’t going to be happy. Lost one of our best players and got in a load of crap.

Like a form of Stockholm syndrome. My mate is overly positive about rovers and everyone will be good and I’m very negative. My stock answer to almost every signing (particularly under the egg) is they’ll be rubbish. His reply now is yeah but Szmodics. Without knowing who the hell he was I looked at a guy not playing in Peterborough’s side, the fact we signed him and gave my usual stock answer of he’ll be rubbish. I was wrong. However, playing the percentages I’m right maybe 80% of the time. Just thinking the jdt/egg era. Can’t remember them all but Szmodics is a very good player (arguably a Mowbray signing but I’ll give him them). Whalstead, siggy, tronstad, telavic, Moran, markanday, Thomas, Hirst, mola, brown that zee fuck character are all looking like iffy signings. Maybe a couple of those might hit the lofty heights of average certainly not good. Britain/hyam have both been very good and both been very shit. Couldn’t really say definitely they fall into either category so average. Honestly no one would be happier than me if in the summer he says you said Atari, chrisene, koumetio, McGuire, o’riodran and mcfazean would be a bag of shit but every one was immense. Fantastic but I’ll play the percentages again and say they’ll be rubbish.

I’ll have a pint of what he’s having please.

As a transfer window closes I always think are we looking theoretically stronger or weaker now than before. Theoretically, as most folk (myself included) haven’t heard of any the players we sign much less seen them play. A keeper could turn out to be a kaminski or a wahlstead, could have a Chris brown or a Szmodics, etc. Statistically far more likely to be on the shit end of the scale. With what’s come in 2 6 months deals of codgers and iffy loans vs who's left. We are definitely looking weaker.

It’s like going out for a meal. We know we’re not in the market for Michelin star establishments or even a nice gastropub. However, I’d like to think we’re in the market for some edible Wetherspoons fare or a takeaway from a place with a 5 stars hygiene rating. Essentially where we’re at is looking in the bins behind Tesco.

A kid who’s played 8 professional games for Dunkirk. Marvellous.

I’ve been patiently waiting for the next wave of no doubt futile protests. Hopefully this latest humiliation will be the spark that ignites it. I very much doubt it though apathy rules in the terraces these days.

What this will do is make any self respecting professional footballer to think twice about even entering into preliminary negotiations if rovers come knocking. The Venkys are useless beyond belief. It’s always their fault but arguably the most humiliating sagas have come during swag/the eggs watch. Useless one and all.

I don’t believe a word of anything coming out of these internet “sources”. Also these in the know characters are often talking a load of codswallop. In the past week alone: Rovers interested in Fabian cenronze-bullshit. Ennis going to Barnsley-bullshit. Jack vale going to Motherwell-bullshit. David brekalo is a loan for rovers to buy-bullshit. Ennis going to Barnsley-bullshit. Rovers in for Kevin Ackerman-bullshit, Luton town to swoop for tyrjys Dolan-bullshit. Duncan McGuire is having a medical with rovers-bullshit. Rovers want Jerry Yates on loan-bullshit. Rovers are close to signing Nat Phillips in the next 24hrs-bullshit. Rovers closing in on Ethan horvath-bullshit. Rovers set for defender Charlie cresswell-bullshit.

I think most people would like to picture transfer deadline day as like the Wall Street trading floor with half a dozen phones on the go. I picture it as swag and the egg playing dominos giving the fax machine an occasional tap.

I’ll give you Szmodics as someone who’s bucked the trend. But hyam blows hot and cold. Tronstad? Jeez that’s some slim pickins.

Sign of the times. The type of players rovers are in the market for these days are young untested kids who might (and mostly) turn out to be shit. Veterans or crocks. If they’re in their prime and sound decent I’d be checking their criminal history because there’ll be something wrong with them even if its not immediately obvious

It’s alright in a years time you’ll be able to watch us stuff them again in their shitty documentary.

When swag/the egg are at the helm it’ll be a good few days before they sell.

Moran, siggy, Garrett no where near the necessary level even v non league/division 4 oppo.