Paul Mellelieu

Always the review worth waiting for.

Yes, it's just fish and chips really, with a snazzy side.

I have rather better taste than Mercer. Just spinning Schubert's piano quintet..

And out of the bottom three.

Dry Italian white, Dover sole and braised fennel. I know how to celebrate.

I thought we had no chance, but what a soft lot Southampton are. Their manager is a goner.

Our slice of luck.

Should be 2-1 up

Zombie Rovers.

We've been very poor today.

The management team would have to see it though.

Would make great t-shirts

A act that needs small numbers of people but is visually impactful is the thing to go for. Get twenty people with t-shirts spelling out made in Blackburn, destroyed in Pune in front of the Riverside will be a great photo-op.

a crapper version of Wilcox

I think the players are giving their all at the moment and I do like the scruffy De Neve.

Fans, including me recently, have voted with their feet. That we have so many going after 15 years is testimony to our attachment to the blue and white halves. I can barely watch this lot, knowing what we all know. Not as bad as Coyle's time, but on nodding terms.

Fantastic.

Yes, because it's slim pickings.

Yes, and erm, yes.

Worth noting how high-spending Derby with their top-tier coach are getting on.....

I thought watching live that the Gudjohnson chance was slightly behind him and skipped up off the surface, making it a tricky chance.

Utterly disgusting and as Arbitro says, very Trumpian. These people are dragging the club through the sewer.

Fair play to Ipswich fans.

Cremant and Claret tonight with coq ai vin. Only seems fair.

It felt like an early season must not lose game, and we delivered the goods.