The January 2026 Transfer Window

[Tomphil2]

Just now, KentExile said:

are they making them sign NDAs in in blood now? 😉 

Probably 🙂

At least it wasn't DNR !

[KentExile]

3 minutes ago, Tomphil2 said:

Probably 🙂

At least it wasn't DNR !

Rovers will be on a DNR instruction in another couple of years under this ownership

[bluebruce]

27 minutes ago, Tomphil2 said:

Depends on the truth of the matter and we've only heard one side and we only will once hes signed his DNA and gone.

However a contract is a contract and the clowns at Ewood probably gave him a good one so if they want him out and can't find a buyer there's only one option.

Unless he breaches the contract or requests a move.

Yes of course there could be other factors or incidents that we aren't privy to that change things, but based on the available information (that he isn't good enough and isn't training professionally) it would be unfair for him to walk away with about a million (allegedly) if the rest of his contract got paid off in full now, then probably walk into another reasonably paid gig immediately, to a club signing him for free when we paid a decent fee, all because he wasn't up to it. I'd consider that another of life's injustices, although the sort of thing you half expect under this mob.

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3 hours ago, Torgeir said:

I think that big smile is a bit of a front. He has underperformed even by his own standards and let his teammates and fans down by not training how he should as a professional footballer. 

Didn't he look like he'd put on some timber a few weeks ago

[Bbrovers2288]

38 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

This 'ITK' posted this. But I take everything he says as bs

 

 

He isn’t the most reliable certainly, something bad about a rovers contract. I’d be guessing tronstadt is going if he were to be believed 

[wilsdenrover]

48 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

This 'ITK' posted this. But I take everything he says as bs

 

 

Am I allowed to suggest he’s an attention seeking twat?

[B16Rover]

11 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

Am I allowed to suggest he’s an attention seeking twat?

👀👀

[RevidgeBlue]

13 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

Am I allowed to suggest he’s an attention seeking twat?

What did he say? Im not on twatter (now known as X)

[RoversClitheroe]

@Mercer that new RB incoming then.

 

[wilsdenrover]

Can I humbly suggest two transfer threads, one for ‘random Twitter shit’ and one for everything else. 

[wilsdenrover]

13 minutes ago, RevidgeBlue said:

What did he say? Im not on twatter (now known as X)

Just did the eyeball thing.

[Old Codger]

4 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

@Mercer that new RB incoming then.

 

This lot would sell their granny tied to a kitchen sink if they could flip a significant margin from it. In the dim and distant past, players would ply their trade at Ewood for a few seasons to demonstrate their qualities and if someone came knocking at the shop window the club would generally do what was best for the player, whilst generating some much needed income for the club - which back then didn't have 'rich owners' with relatively bottomless pockets. 

Now, it seems like if a player comes in and shows any kind of talent, they are being hawked like cheap tat in a Moroccan bazaar to all and sundry whose eye might be drawn. It's not the same. It's shit, for everyone except the deal makers.

Venkys don't fund this club - it washes its face in the money generated by player sales. The auditing accountants need to be taken to task, become someone is telling big fat porkies about how Blackburn Rovers is financed.

VENKYS SOD OFF BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE GATED COMMUNITY IN PUNE!

SUHAIL PASHA - JUST SOD OFF!

RG - GO! 

[RoversClitheroe]

2 minutes ago, Old Codger said:

This lot would sell their granny tied to a kitchen sink if they could flip a significant margin from it. In the dim and distant past, players would ply their trade at Ewood for a few seasons to demonstrate their qualities and if someone came knocking at the shop window the club would generally do what was best for the player, whilst generating some much needed income for the club - which back then didn't have 'rich owners' with relatively bottomless pockets. 

Now, it seems like if a player comes in and shows any kind of talent, they are being hawked like cheap tat in a Moroccan bazaar to all and sundry whose eye might be drawn. It's not the same. It's shit, for everyone except the deal makers.

Venkys don't fund this club - it washes its face in the money generated by player sales. The auditing accountants need to be taken to task, become someone is telling big fat porkies about how Blackburn Rovers is financed.

VENKYS SOD OFF BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE GATED COMMUNITY IN PUNE!

SUHAIL PASHA - JUST SOD OFF!

RG - GO! 

Also key to note - Daniel Oyegoke is part of Unique Sports Agency - same as Valerian Ismael and recent signings Cashin - who has just signed for them, and TGH.

[BRFC.]

20 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

@Mercer that new RB incoming then.

 

guessing the lot who back venkys will say Ryan is a snake now? The club couldn’t care less about results, this is not the priority, as long as they can flip profits they are doing their jobs, ludicrous how we’re being ran.

 

VENKYS OUT! RUDY OUT! PASHA OUT!

[wilsdenrover]

The world would be a far better place without Twitter. 

[Tomphil2]

17 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

Can I humbly suggest two transfer threads, one for ‘random Twitter shit’ and one for everything else. 

Another one for the 'twitter' column, don't know if already mentioned but going off a post on there it seems Toths agent expects him eased back in then looking at their options in summer.

[wilsdenrover]

1 minute ago, Tomphil2 said:

Another one for the 'twitter' column, don't know if already mentioned but going off a post on there it seems Toths agent expects him eased back in then looking at their options in summer.

I like the use of the word ‘their’ - speaks volumes. 

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20 minutes ago, Old Codger said:

This lot would sell their granny tied to a kitchen sink if they could flip a significant margin from it. In the dim and distant past, players would ply their trade at Ewood for a few seasons to demonstrate their qualities and if someone came knocking at the shop window the club would generally do what was best for the player, whilst generating some much needed income for the club - which back then didn't have 'rich owners' with relatively bottomless pockets. 

Now, it seems like if a player comes in and shows any kind of talent, they are being hawked like cheap tat in a Moroccan bazaar to all and sundry whose eye might be drawn. It's not the same. It's shit, for everyone except the deal makers.

Venkys don't fund this club - it washes its face in the money generated by player sales. The auditing accountants need to be taken to task, become someone is telling big fat porkies about how Blackburn Rovers is financed.

VENKYS SOD OFF BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE GATED COMMUNITY IN PUNE!

SUHAIL PASHA - JUST SOD OFF!

RG - GO! 

Every ounce of them just shows that they don't care about us one little bit.

Not you, not me, not the town of Blackburn, not the local businesses, not the jobs that a successful team can offer locals. Nothin

So all those chanting and cheering getting behind the lads go on Alebiosu .....yea well your new favourite player has been sold for profit. 

They don't want us to succeed. They don't want to see us do well. 

Happy to ruin an entire towns pride and historical footballing heritage. 

[Polky]

Good riddance! 👋🏻

[wilsdenrover]

1 minute ago, Polky said:

Good riddance! 👋🏻

Was he blocked from leaving or did he just miss the door.

[Tomphil2]

Blocked from leaving hence why pissed off although i doubt there is any 'cashing in' going in whatsoever.

More like maybe a face washing exercise like the Ennis scenario.

One good thing about cheap foreign lower league punts is they seem easier to move on than Brits, probably down to wages and a willingness to bolt out of England as fast as possible.

[roversfan99]

2 hours ago, RoversClitheroe said:

This 'ITK' posted this. But I take everything he says as bs

 

 

The king of the bullshitters. Never offers anything concrete and copies other sources in a desperate attempt for attention.

1 hour ago, RoversClitheroe said:

@Mercer that new RB incoming then.

 

That account never gets anything right either. 2 accounts that sum up why transfer windows are insufferable.

Edited 23 hours ago by roversfan99

[KentExile]

For the next window, someone needs to make an ITK top trumps game, with scores for being cryptic,  evasiveness, bullshitting, shit stirring, originality, etc

Any other suggestions?

Edited 23 hours ago by KentExile

[Comfortably numb]

12 minutes ago, roversfan99 said:

The king of the bullshitters. Never offers anything concrete and copies other sources in a desperate attempt for attention.

That account never gets anything right either. 2 accounts that sum up why transfer windows are insufferable.

Apparently it's the Tyjon to Arsenal rumour again. Though he says nothing been agreed ! 

That's breaking news for you.

Nothing to do with Alebiosu

Edited 23 hours ago by Comfortably numb

[Theaxe15]

1 minute ago, Comfortably numb said:

Apparently it's the Tyjon to Arsenal rumour again. Though he says nothing been agreed ! 

That's breaking news for you.

Nothing to do with Alebiosu

The lad is an illiterate goon with nothing else to do to make himself feel important