Gareth

Finally! A penalty!

Basel 2-1

2-1 Bentley Too little too late

Had to happen... Hammers 1-0

We don't win at West Ham. Pardew's sacked if they lose & we've lost our last two games without scoring... West Ham 2-0

I'm always worried about these Sunday, post-UEFA Cup games. As we don't seem to beat Bolton at home, 1-2 Bolton

0-0

Scousers 1-0

Thing is, the government have never published a study to prove their claims about how much it'll cost...

Rovers 0-1 Pies

Rovers 3-3 Fizzy Drink AET

Boro 2-0 Back down to earth... :ph34r:

0-0 It's to be expected after the exictement of Thursday

Fizzy Caffeine Beverage 2-0 Rovers

1-0 Sheff Utd We equal our worst ever Premier League start. :ph34r:

I htink the ref should've put San Marino out of their misery at half time.

Backlash 2-0 Chelsea :ph34r:

I'm not expecting much, but we can't be any worse than Saturday, can we? :ph34r: 0-0

Didn't we start last season with a loss & a red card?

Not sure where else to put this, but from Football 365's preview of the season: Who will be the first team to beat Chelski? PG: Blackburn Rovers at the end of August. JN: Blackburn. SW: Blackburn on August 27. AF: Liverpool, they're due a win in the league. PC: Blackburn. One defeat guaranteed then... :ph34r:

1-1 Dunno who'll sscore for them. Hopefully Benni or Roberts'll finally start justifying the big wodge we spent on them

1. Chelsea 2. Arsenal 3. Red Scousers 4. Spurs 5. Man Utd 6. Rovers 7. Man City 8. Blue Scousers 9. West Ham 10. Bolton 11. Geordies 12. Charlton 13. Middlesbrough 14. Pie Eaters 15. Portsmouth 16. Villa 17. Watford 18. Fulham 19. Reading 20. Sheffield United I'm really not sure about where Man Utd & Geordies will finish as they don't have any strikers. As for that Observer article, the lack of Brum, Leeds & Mackems'll have no effect whatsoever on the competitiveness of the Prem going on how they fared in their relegation seasons...

0-0

At the Drive-in - One-Armed Scissor

We'll lose, Geordies & Bolton will win.