Roverthechimp

The lesser spotted Pickering on the bench - a rare sight

Can someone explain to Ismael that bringing on De Neve "to see out the game" should be removed from the playbook

Questions from the public 😂 I think it will be Rudy interviewing him about his playing days, the project and how important it is to look for value in transfers… Possibly round off by pulling out a list of his favourite cheeses before singing ”can’t touch this” when GM removes his disguise and asks if he is worried about being unpopular having taken us into the bottom 3…

I can just about buy De neve for Hedges given Hedges was injured but bringing on Gueye for Gudjohnsen who was probably eager to notch again is horrendous

what the actual fuck - why take off Andrij for Gueye?????

Impressive - has Mystic Meg risen again?

Good for him! Regarding Brittain - seem to remember he was also shit in the air (Alebiosu's most striking weakness) in which case i would rate them about equal but it will be interesting to see if opposing sides start "figuring out" how to negate Alebiousu over time to some degree

Atcheson - also CB or?

At this point i'd take Colin...

TBF they did change the game for QPR

I remove Pratt from any criticism - thought he was ok throughout. Montgomery not the worst and spent the 2nd half covering for Miler and Alebiosu, Gudjohnsen should have scored but was still getting in the right places and looked like our only hope of a goal. Rest looked pretty shagged out and generally crap. Subs just crap (ironically Forshaw and Tavares probably the best). Think the substitutions were more precautionary for the coming games than genuinely believing the players coming on could actually do anything of use

Has Gueye touched the ball yet? Or been in their 6 yard box...?

Maybe, just maybe, given that they have their backup keeper subbed on, maybe we should consider trying a shot at goal sometime 🤔

Look slow and weak compared to QPR. Right side shut down by QPR - need switch focus to the left going forward

Strength in depth: 3 left backs on the bench 🤪

That would be 3 captains and 2 head coaches… Though i think will be safe enough until he wears the wrong socks or gets is towards the top 6…

Not a caption but why do they need 2 people to jog with him and does each one have a Watch/counter/remote in one hand??

New owners is the best answer - loaning out Pasha and Gestede to Burnley would be considered as good business otherwise…

Unpopular opinion incoming but Hedges must be in the discussion given his time at the club. Shit - imagine Aynsley Pears as captain 😱 Still if it worked for Cantwell maybe it would work for Pears…

“the pride, respect and unity that define our club.” I rest my case about trolling us 🤯

Apart from the pisstake that it is 2 months after the match/celebration/anniversary I tend to find that most people have less disposable income just after fcking Christmas 🤔 It really must be deliberate trolling by that twat after he has been forced into the public eye

They are doing it on purpose - it is the only logical explanation. Even a chimp would have managed to make 1 post without errors purely through chance if it wasn’t

Depends on who was doing the selling to a degree - better owners may have out there but discouraged to bid because the party contracted by the Walkers to conduct the sale were not considered ”sound” by serious Investors…

Maybe he can join the legends team - believe they are a few men short 🤣

Sold out or hastily removed from sale??