Not even for the Mario games? I was jealous of SNES owners because I liked Mario more than Sonic.

I had unpacked my Mega Drive, and have spent some time playing the old games, and these things struck me: 1. Pete Sampras Tennis is fantastic 2. FIFA '95 and the J-League game I got have not stood the test of time, nor has Virtua Racing. 3. Muhammed Ali boxing is also great. 4. I have loads of cheapo, obscure games that were probably illegally made (e.g Fighting Masters). 5. Surprisingly the graphics didn't burn a hole in my retinas). 6. Sonic 2 is not a bad game. Has anyone else kept hold of a console for years, and then started playing it when an opportunity arises?

Is 'Appy 'Arry entering the porn industry then? I was a bit suspicious about Mr. Grabbi, as the initial fee was said to be £4m, but as the story developed, the final fee was £6-7m. Either Terrana were fantastic negotiators and talked up the fee, or someone paid for their next house in cash. Would any people found out (unlikely as it is) face criminal procedings?

I would have said Cuckoo for Caca myself. Here are some other suggestions: 1. Apocolypse please/Plug in baby/Stockholm Syndrome-'Girls Aloud' (not them obviously, but that block may still be up) 2. Territory/Roots/Ratamahatta/C.I.U-Sepultura 3. Mister Mental/Celebrate Your Mother/Rise of the Eagles-Eighties Matchbox B-line disaster 4. Master of Puppets-Metallica 5. Come to Daddy-Aphex Twin

The atmosphere may have been good, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that*, but the standard of play?. Sure the tempo is high, but that does not mean it's good. It's a high tempo game at Bedford Town most weeks, but that's not to say the games have that something that makes them special like the Liverpool vs. Newcastle game that ended 4-3, or the Czech Republic vs. Holland game in Euro 2004. It's just a load of busy bodies running around nowadays, like the 1st division in England. *=I can't say whether or not the old style grounds in Britain have more or less atmosphere. The only pre-Taylor Report game I went to was Hull vs. Newcastle in 1987. I seem to remember Mick Quinn scoring a hat-trick as Newcastle won 3-1.

I'd lay waste to half the cast given the chance. There are a few I'd not turn down (althought they'd turn me down).

I wanted Petrov, and was heartily annoyed when he nearly signed for Portsmouth, and then did sign for Villa. He would have been great, as his running would have linked the midfield to the strikers. P.S. Scottish football is terrible though. It's like watching Hull vs. Burnley most of the time.

Well if 'they' want a war, lets have one. Andy Todd should have the specific mission to break as many bones as possible, whilst the axe should fall on the knees of any media darling like Gerrard, Terry or Henry. Sniper rifles should be placed on strategic positions to take out any wandering journalists. Hit squads should be sent out to assassinate the Preston hairdresser and Alan Green, the Walker Trust should sign a couple of F-16 pilots and planes, and the FA should be blown up. It is all a self fulfilling prophecy this 'Blackburn are dirty', so we get it hard, whilst hacks like Carvaliho get away with shirt pulling, rugby tackles and all sorts. Whilst we were dirty for the first half a season under Hughes, we were fighting for our lives to stay up. Things got a lot better last season, but still the label stuck. I can't help feeling this reputation for being the new Milwall is counting against us, whilst blatant cheats like El-Hadji Diouf, John Terry, Didier Dogbrush etc. get away with cynical play.

There's a pub in Coventry called The Butts Retreat, and people keep stealing letters so it reads 'The Butt Treat'.

I really hope the G14 clubs do eff off and have their Euro Super League. Whilst it'll be really tough for us to begin with, the public will eventually grow bored by playing the top European teams all the time. It will lose that special something. Football is not like rugby, in the sense that there is more passionate support for long-established teams from more people. The Euro Super League will not be a success like the Super 14 rugby, as the latter was an entirely new format set up with entirely new teams. It's purpose was to be a new competition between the clubs of the tri-nations, and raise playing standards. The Euro Super League will be about one thing-£, and how much each club can get. I'm egging the G14 to break away, as it may end up like American sport in the Parker and Stone film Baseketball.

Unless he is in blinding form until Janurary, and injury free, he should remain at Big Club. £2m is £1.25m too much given his injuries, and his love of 'a pie and a pint' at lunch.

My new local library is in the dark ages. No USB ports on their computers, so I can't send my CV to jobs over the internet.

Can you imagine if some raging ego like Anelka or Van Hoojidonk was there, demanding a transfer, saying the club is too small for him etc. and then Roy becomes the next manager. Ouch.

He was just too tiny for my liking to survive against the likes of Terry or Hyppia. Mind you I've only really seen him in a 4-5-1 formation during our 'gritty' season.

Spurs are only a bigger club because of Geography. If Blackburn was a city of 9 million, or in a city of 9 million, and had many journalists supporting us, we'd be a big club. The only trump card is a UEFA cup trophy from 40-50 years ago. As a city, London is OK, but I wouldn't live in such a grimy, rude place myself. Prices are too expensive as well. With regards to Mido, we may have avoided a big headache, as his arrogance would only make him think he's bigger than the club.

3-0 Blackburn. Chelsea will do everything but score, dominating procedings, and hitting the post/crossbar 12 times. Blackburn will have 3 shots on goal, and McCarthy will convert one of those chances. The other two goals will be own goals from Gallas and Lampard. Mourinho will moan about how his team scored all the goals, and Andy Todd will be arrested after assaulting two geese and a swan as he gets on the team coach.

Create a 'shoot the drummer' game, where you have to assassinate as many drummers within a time limit. Bonus points for head shots.

Didn't Ben Thatcher get a long ban for redesigning an opponents leg whilst at Wimbledon ?.

You're probably right about that. OK, Philly wasn't complaining when Yordi and Kaba Diawara scored for Blackburn .

Alcohol is as terrible as anything else if taken in excess, whilst nicotine is as addictive as heroin. So why are they not treated in the same way as the other stuff?. Drinking, and the related violence and health problems are as big a problem in society as drugs, but there are no calls to ban alcohol. Anyway, alcohol, heroin, cigarettes are all bad for you, and people are going to find and abuse them if they're legal or illegal. You cannot destroy the market for these substances. Perhaps, some sort of licensing system as is the case with guns can be introduced, and tokens for X amount of these substances for an individual could be introduced, backed up with incredibly harsh sentancing for those who break the rules (e.g. dealers, parents giving it to their kids getting 20 years with no early release). It may just work, which is a lot more than things are at the moment. I was in Bedford town centre a few weeks ago, on a bench, minding my own business, and there were these two girls. I was having a bit of a look as both of them were good looking, and they sat on the bench behind me talking away. Anyway, they pull out some bits of paper and start sniffing it. Now I'm there, thinking 'either they love the smell of paper, or there is some Colombian party powder there'. My thoughts were correct, they were snorting coke on a park bench in full view of everyone, in an area where police regularly go past either on foot or in a car at night. Now if people are that open, then why then something is wrong. Stronger sentancing will discourage some, but its so deeply ingrained people will take the risk.

3-1 Blackburn win.

Did you moan when Bentley scored whilst on loan here ?.

I don't mind Waddle, but Green is the biggest whinging sh_tbag there is. Should eff off back to Belfast.

Can we beat Alan Green with baseball bats ?.

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