Broad can be brainless at times with the bat!

I reckon 300 will be an excellent score in these conditions, the convicts have dropped a few clangers today.

The last 100 runs have been anything but tentative. What exactly are you watching?

The first one fell literally within seconds of it. Keep tha gob shut Gav ha ha

The Jam - Man In the Corner Shop

You just had to didn't you Gav!!?

The Members - Sound Of the Suburbs

Judas Priest - Breaking The Law

Roxy Music - Street Life

Amy Winehouse - Back To Black

Boycott was reckless in his own way when he played. He only ever played for himself, not the team. Absolute wife-beating gobshyte of a man. His views have zero relevance in 2023. Cricket has moved on thankfully.

In a bizarre twist of fate, one of his former players died on the same day at the tender age of 49. He also played for Forest and Owls so a sad day for those clubs. RIP Chris Bart-Williams

Heinz Burt - Just Like Eddie

This, x 1000. Much more so than any amount of dropped catches etc. That sort of thing happens all the time in cricket. What doesn’t happen is declaring on day 1 with less than 400 on the board with your best batter still in and with his eye in. I will never understand that reckless decision which undoubtedly cost us the first test. Given the weather forecast we should have declared about half an hour before lunch on day 3 of this test as well. Two very poor decisions there, else we could have been sitting at 3-1 up now!

The Jam - Strange Town

Everything But the Girl - Draining the Bar

The only chance of any play this weekend is on Sunday afternoon. And even at that, it’s a slim chance.

Electric Light Orchestra - The Lights Go Down

Panic At The Disco - High Hopes

I didn't think about that, to be fair, yeah, good point.

Personally I would have declared at lunch. I can unfortunately see a scenario whereby the weather stops us with the convicts 6 or 7 down in their second innings.

Kirsty McColl - There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis

The English Beat - Monkey Murders

Damian Rice - The Animals Were Gone

Hands up I was one of them mate. I think we just have to accept that there are risks involved with being so positive and openers are especially vulnerable. But when it comes off, my goodness!!