Give it a year or two.

Not won a single home game in half a season. Fuck off useless. Absolute shit.

My band used to practice in these old pig sheds over in Accy somewhere. In winter it was absolutely freezing. I got a pair of doc martens soley for going there. They kept my feet nice and warm, even if they did takea year to break in.

Fully expecting the soft lads to bottle this one.

We will never ever do anything with these owners. Whoever the manager is doesn't really matter. Get a shit one and he's unsackable. Get a good one and the position will be made untenable.

The Who - I Can't Explain

Fleetwood Mac - Need Your Love So Bad

If maggot and the owners came onto the pitch at halftime and committed harakiri that would cheer me up.

You'll never win an argument with a brainless moron.

You're right it wouldn't. That's because Mowbray was a dolloper that didn't give a fuck about results and gave the players an easy ride.

It would be more appropriate if they just fucked off as quick as possible. Smodz can stay on mind.

They are all pathetic. The part they have played in getting us into this situation is not to be underestimated. They succeeded in getting rid of the boss that demanded more and better from them and are now happy and content with some brainless chump that lets them walk all over him and clearly gives them the message that it's not important to win games, you just have to turn up. The worst squad this club has ever had.

You can't compare Rovers to a real football club. Apples and onions.

With Wharton out I can see the squad next year being an absolute disaster. Gallagher and Dolan - Out of contract and will easily find other clubs with far more ambition. Super Sammie, Tronstadt, Travis, Carter - Sold for less than their actual value. Hyam, Brittan - Won't want to stick around, could probably find buyers as they are both decent they just lack bollocks. JRC, Hedges, Siggy - Good players but have history with injuries, potentially could be sold again for less than their actual value. Pickering - Solid player. A bit slow and not exactly flash but he plays almost every week and we certainly miss him when he's out. If he doesn't get sold I think he will be a standout in League One. Pears - Can be ok on his day, a massive howler is always just around the corner though. Will cost us at least 10 points. Leo - Really needs to be the understudy to a good number one, if he had that I think he will turn out good. Unfortunately he's the understudy to Pears. Leonard, Vale, O'Riordan, Markanday - Again they are youth players coming through with no proper senior players for them to learn off. Unless you're a total prodigy like Adam Wharton then you're going to struggle. Telalovic - Huge step up from where he was. Needs a bit of luck and a goal or two then his confidence can raise and he maybe might come out ok. We'll bring some players in, whether they're any good or not is yet to be seen. The club has sent a message out to the whole world since January that it is not to be taken seriously and clearly has absolutely no ambition to do anything other than exist. The only positive thing I can see is that there's a slim chance that things get mismanaged so much that we end up in administration.

Then fill the fucking hole with concrete. 50MPa with steel fibres. Also chuck in some accelerant to make sure it sets before the cunt can try and crawl back out.

He wouldn't even know what to do with him.

That's about 90% of the match going fan base in that picture there.

Doesn't that only make a statement when there's still games to play?

I'm still willing to give Leo the benefit of the doubt given he's still young and new to England. He had some shockers but was thrown in at the deep end and not everyone can swim in that situation. He made a couple of howlers and the defence clearly lost confidence in him and his own confidence suffered massively. If he was an understudy to a proper number 1 then he could well turn out alright. He did make some saves that Pears wouldn't have saved while there's a hole in his arse. Pears is just not good enough. Too many mistakes in him and poor decision making all around. He's a decent number 13 at best.

Luca Toni We should sign him.

I think my dad used to get gear from there back in the day. Also I have very fond memories of the Hake Boat. Best chippy in the world.

There is a spray you can get. It's ok, regular use of it is recommended. Don't know what it's called in England, I have one called crepe or something like that and another one that's just a home brand name from the shoe shop.

Nah, we'll be fishing in pools far below that level.

Only if they're shooting at said keepers.

I think they realise they've made a mistake when they get given their new medical kit that consists of a razor blade and a big jar of leeches.