I'm still willing to give Leo the benefit of the doubt given he's still young and new to England. He had some shockers but was thrown in at the deep end and not everyone can swim in that situation. He made a couple of howlers and the defence clearly lost confidence in him and his own confidence suffered massively. If he was an understudy to a proper number 1 then he could well turn out alright. He did make some saves that Pears wouldn't have saved while there's a hole in his arse. Pears is just not good enough. Too many mistakes in him and poor decision making all around. He's a decent number 13 at best.

Luca Toni We should sign him.

I think my dad used to get gear from there back in the day. Also I have very fond memories of the Hake Boat. Best chippy in the world.

There is a spray you can get. It's ok, regular use of it is recommended. Don't know what it's called in England, I have one called crepe or something like that and another one that's just a home brand name from the shoe shop.

Nah, we'll be fishing in pools far below that level.

Only if they're shooting at said keepers.

I think they realise they've made a mistake when they get given their new medical kit that consists of a razor blade and a big jar of leeches.

You mean everything we used to be.

Really is sad news. Looked bad when he went down. Hopefully he can come back from it.

The latter with a bit of the former mixed in.

Maggot is a fucking liar and not a very good one. Having meetings with this cunt and expecting anything to come from it is like expecting the sun to rise at midnight. The only reason to meet with this piece of shit is to catch him out on his numerous poorly crafted lies and use that as a stick with which to beat him and the owners. He is a repugnant individual, a total parasite on society and the planet.

I stand corrected. Regardless, we should always be looking up the table not down it.

Which is shit and is why we've never seen an English team do anything on the international stage. It's a shit approach and never yields anything other than mediocrity. You're better off getting beat trying to win than getting beat trying not to lose. I have yet to see useless even trying to win a game. Sunderland was a dead rubber for them and Leeds was a smash and grab where we got incredibly lucky to not concede in the first half. We all know this squad is shit but he came in singing their praises and basically alluding to JDT just making "excuses" for the absolute dog shit results. As we all know they weren't excuses, the squad is shit and full of soft little boys that can't handle the jandal. Also remember this, when useless took over we were closer to the top six than the bottom three.

Both, cheaper that way. You've been following football for a long time and you're not as thick as the walls of Skipton castle so compared to maggot you're massively over qualified.

Well he's an attacker so he doesn't. Apparently useless thinks we can win games from our own half.

Absolutely 100% what the price structure should be.

I'm glad you didn't omit the underpants. I miss TKMaxx it had some gems to be found in there. I remember finding a Germany 1980 Euro champions Adidas Originals shirt in there years ago. That was mint I loved it. Sadly I am too fat to wear it now. As for outdoor jackets there's some pretty nice gear over here with Kathmandu, MacPac and Mountain Design. Swanndri makes some decent gear as well. Unfortunately the majority of fashion in this country is dire to none existent. You can't even get Fred Perry over here, what the fuck's that all about? As for the sambas, the squeaking is from the tongue rubbing the leather, just rub it down with sand paper a bit and it should stop.

Fuckin what cunt!

The Misfits - She

Roxy Music - Love Is The Drug

The only thing I think we have to look forward to is the possibility of administration.

I do like the Spezials. The quintessential Adidas trainers really. Munchens are good also. Never been flush enough to get a CP Company jacket, well I probably have been but would have spent it on guitars, amps, records etc. Also show some love for winkle picker Chelsea boots. Something no serious Beatles fan can do without.

The Beautiful South - Song For Whoever

Five at the back at home to a team that hadn't been out of the bottom three all season. Fuck off useless. He hasn't even tried to win a single game. Absolutely dog shit. A total fraud of a head coach.

Do we really need to put Pears in goal? Surely a 20kg sack of potatoes will be just as good.