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Rovers allow the manager to finish his contract then start looking for a replacement about a month after.

Make sure there's a massive premier league winners flag there. Show them what it is to win a proper league title.

We will be in the Championship. Any incoming money will be trousered. There will be at least one more "oopsie daisy" moment where a crucial transfer or whatever will fall through due to the deliberate incompetence of the senior management at Rovers.

What were the questions? 1. Is your wife/husband/partner a blood relative? 2. On a scale of 1 to 10 how attractive are your siblings? 3. You see a former Burnley manager's wife in the chip shop, what do you do?

That's a good game to start with though really. Its basically a free shot.

The playoffs were always in the hands of the coaching and playing staff. They didn't have the greatest grip on it but it has always been in their hands. What's made things really difficult for them is when the senior management deliberately try and knock it out of their hands.

Nah fuck that. Get him on the bull steroids and bulk him up.

Thank fuck that never happened.

Erm Ewood only holds 32000 so realistically only a third of the towns population can go to games.

Let's just be realistic. This is the club that can't even manage basic admin let alone a full squad rebuild.

As was said above, Bolton Wanderers will be in the Premier League before we are.

For this club with these owners a play off position is the absolute bare minimum as far as I’m concerned.

I think we all know it's more than just "incompetence"

Is that because you're lurking around at 3 am?

Not going to lie. I'd gladly spend a couple of years in League one if it meant getting rid of venkys.

Is there anything more humiliating than wearing a Burnley shirt?

We don't want to end up like Bolton though, do we?

I don't doubt that. If not then definitely the year after.

Almost as though we need some sort of plan B.

Two seasons in a row where a promotion campaign has been sabotaged in the January transfer window. Almost as though it was done deliberately.....

That shows how bad football has gotten over the last 20 years. A team that was absolute dog shit in the prem comes down and walks the Championship without breaking a sweat.

It's a long way to Birmingham when you travel by canoe.

There are a few clubs that do that. Unsurprisingly rovers offer fuck all.

Maybe the people in charge at Sunderland actually give a fuck and he knows that there will be repercussions for death spirals and total failure. Sunderland will be in the Premier League before we are.

This is an absolute belter. And my dad first played this one to me when I was 9. I once met a guy who said he didn't like this record, what dick head he was.