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He's a repugnant specimen.

That's more like it.

He doesn't give a fuck about the fans. He wants your money and if you won't give it to him then you can fuck off. The guy is a complete failure. Personally I wouldn't give him the steam off my piss.

Sam & Dave - Soul Man

Just you wait....

Who we slagging off now? Been away for a few hours. Kaminski is it? Get rid, he's shit!

Burnley, the kind of place where people look up with their mouths open whenever a plane flies overhead.

Mark Hughes had no Premier League managerial experience before taking over at Rovers.

Yeah this is the first I have ever heard of it. I must admit that equine comment threw me there. I suppose we should give them a round of applause for effort though.

No need to worry about that. We haven't used horses as a mode of transport for a century or so now. You'll get there one day... ...maybe

I thought the bubble was to protect Rovers fans as they made the journey back in time 2000 years as they crossed the town boundary.

I'm going to inject some totally unjustified optimism. Four nil win for Rovers. A Szmodics hat-trick with Dack making it four.

Fuck me, we've played one game and he was on the bench. Chill out. Any other transfer news? When is Van Hecke coming?

Yes that was up there with some of the other bizarre things he did. Bought Hedges and played him only once or twice. So glad he's gone. What a dick head.

I reckon Smodzics should start. He playes at the weekend so its not exactly like he isn't fit.

We're incredibly thin at the back. Defenders must come this time.

So when is Van Hecke signing?

UP THE UNION (thread)!

Excellent. We've been needing something serious up front for a long time now. As last season proved you can't just rely on one man all the time.

We have really blown this up waaaay beyond where it needed to be. I suppose that's the result of a 393 page transfer thread with only one signing.

Another clean sheet will do me.

The absolute best countdown is the one at the bottom....

The oil companies are the government. That's the problem.

I wish he'd stop turning up to work.

Anyone not think that the manager doesn't want to risk Dack picking up an injury whilst he's still coming back from injury? No point giving him game time just for the sake of it especially if he's not 100%. Its also a good thing if he was pissed off about not coming on, it shows a desire to be in amongst it.