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Get a hotel near the Sorbonne and spend all your time down the Bombardier ;-)

Samba wasn't free either.

Haven't seen the latest Indy film yet, but I probably will. Shame they left it so long. There surely won't be a fifth one. I never did like Temple of Doom much. Really liked the Last Crusade though.

Hold on, we can't have this "Duff enjoyed his best days at Rovers" rubbish, that would mean the coaching staff at the time would've known what they were doing. And of course he enjoyed his best days under Souness. Nah, can't be having that, rant rant rant! :s

What's the other way of expressing that Man Utd are living on the never-never and will be looking for a life-saver if ever their income drops? It's all their in black-and-white, they have to be mega-successful just in order to service their debts. Philip is hardly a lone voice in saying this. People like the Glazers are parasites, living off the host, not caring if it dies aftwards. They haven't put in a penny of their own money.

Is it? Global temperatures have actually fallen in the last 5 or 6 years. In the seventies we were meant to be entering a new ice age. Not worried about that now, are we? I used to believe in it, now I am incredibly sceptical about the whole thing. It's alright saying "reduce your carbon footprint" but in teh end, all that carbon will get used up, all you are doing is retarding the rate at which it is getting released into the atmosphere. Well actually, you're not really, since whether or not you use energy-saving lightbulbs, or whether you offset your carbon emissions when you take a flight or whether you cycle to work, it makes sod all difference of 5 of stuff all on a planet with 9 bn people, where a new power station is opened in China every week. I mean, honestly, leaving my TV on standby? It has a 1 W power consumption! What is the point? There is none. Global warming is pretty far from a "fact", it is a theory. Best way to hold power, or to gain it, is to scare the living bejeebus out of people. It's a nice little money-spinning, this global warming ar$e.

That just isn't funny!

They're playing up to his odd-ball image, I think it's absolutely disgraceful, but pretty much par for the course for the Sun. I think for teh early series of Bergerac, that place was actually used as the Police headquarters, not sure if you knew that. Very spooky.

That Sun "article" about Jimmy Saville is absolutely outrageous, I'd be doing my nut if I was Jim. They're basically accusing him of having something to hide. I wouldn't wipe my ass with that poxy rag.

Mind how you go: http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=fmjdLi_ccD8 Perving doesn't pay: http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=PRQEOParei8&NR=1

Flopsy, don't you think you are going a mite bit over the top? Or re you accusing AESF of bias against Coventry residents?

I believe the Shirehorses took him off as "Dick Cave and the Bad Cheese."

Is it only Man Utd's players then that are "greedy brats"???

http://laugh10.com/jokes/best-family-planning-advice

Come on, own up, who's done this on Wikipedia?!

Looks like a standard backpack to me, he probably ate his lunch up there! And that's actually two blokes that do it, I think, second bloke doesn't have a backpack that I can see. Of course, I* may be wrong, and they're ion fact a couple of Dutch puffs who're scared of heights.

Pull-up variations: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/40571/912a.../pull_ups_.html

The payroll probably needed pruning.

One of teh best movies of teh year? We've only just got to February ... Just watched teh Third Man on DVD, a proper bloody film, great visuals and plot no CGI rubbish. I'm not one to stroll into the realms of fantasy*, so a washed-up pulp writer out of his league in post-war Vienna suited me nicely. Apart from bond movies, but that's different!

Just get a portable instead and save yourself the flaming bother.

Yeah, the bit where he's grooving away is really silly! I think Scarface is a bit overlong, they could've trimmed 20-odd minutes here and there I'm sure. The bit where they take that dude up in the chopper was quite good. Plenty of great lines in it, and a totally mental performance from Pacino. One of my fave films is Carlito's Way, and there are plenty of sly nods and winks to Scarface in that film, it's a sort of unofficial sequel to it. eg, the nightclub Carlito runs is El paraiso, the name of teh burger bar Tony has in Scarface.

He was playing with himself whilst sat on a webcam? Presumably it went right up his bum?

Yeah, bit strange that she was still happy to get poked by Cole after he'd chundered. It's as if "I was given a doing by a footballer, but not for long because he chucked" wouldn't be much of a story. I doubt Terry and Lampard were in the room at the time but isn 't Terry the one who like burning fifties down nightclubs, and hasn't he also cheated on the mother of his children more than once. Don't think there's any dirt on Lampard.

He's a class act, is Ashley.