OK, thought about it.
I have said some daft things myself in the past, but i really think the whole idea of Becks coming to play for us is quite absurd.
Sorry, but if you honestly think we can afford to give him these wages then good luck to you.
Merchandising is a laugh - we simply do not have enough fans for that and I don't relish the prospect of glory hunters tagging along with him.
That said, I wouldn't mind seeing him in the team.
While we are at it, lets put in a bid for Rooney, Lampard, Ronhaldhinio and Maradonna too...