That's an incredible save by Patterson.

I'd be amazed if they lay a glove on Sheffield United.

How much cheaper can we go? The squad is made up of FAs and Academy players.

Genuinely why even bother with an Academy? Potentially a top talent? Stolen for a pittance at 16.

When Mowbray was here and he had a direct line to the owners my opinion of them was that, with the right guys in charge we'd flourish as the manager seemed to have carte blanche. Since they've turned the taps off and costs have been slashed across the board it's clear we're only heading one way - relegation and then liquidation.

Our best hope is Waggott hasn't signed an NDA and goes rogue, shining light on just how dysfunctional Rovers are behind the scenes. Sadly this nightmare doesn't end until the authorities step in.

LOL they're not that well paid.

Billionaire owners, apparently. Who else would buy us, they ask. We've sunk so low I don't actually recognise this club any more.

So we have enough money for a bodyguard for Waggott at home games, and enough money to film our own games and beam them back to India (assuming this is done professionally with a director / gallery this is NOT cheap), but not enough money to fund the Women's team? This club is an actual joke.

If it was planned you'd have written more than a 2 line club statement announcing his departure.

Yeah I thought he'd be after Batth. If I was Batth's agent I'd be touting him around the Championship at the moment. He can certainly get a bigger wage than we'll offer.

Can someone check if ChatGPT is down this afternoon?

The problem with that theory is that those of us who want change are ravenously hungry. Sacking one of the three stooges will just serve to send us into a frenzy because we see it as the first of the dominos to fall.

Hello, is this the 'Dancing on Steve Waggott's grave' party?

Sadly Lancashire are shit this year, as they were last year.

I think they look awful and are wholly a European / South American thing.

I'm wholly opposed to tifos.

To be fair we might still be on target for that - Batth, Weimann signed up for cheap, Hedges contract extension activated. New contracts to Academy players like Powell and Batty. Duru promoted to the first team. Job's a good'un get on with it Val.

Yes. They're quibbling over £600k, which tells you how miniscule the budget will be this summer for the men's team. I genuinely don't know what the Rovers fan base has done to earn such vile owners.

They're about to reap the whirlwind. You don't mess with Women's football, they're a militant lot.

Shaft them for doing something illegal? If it's such a burden they should sell the club - nobody with any sense wants them here.

I bet it looks great on the analytics. "Oh we had so much engagement on Twitter last year..."

Other clubs have already made signings. There's a lot unusual about us not knowing our budget for the next season in May.

"Try and sort yourself out, Adam, but we'll almost certainly circle back to you in August when we're priced out of our other targets".