Similar to Ennis, I was absolutely startled at how slow he was.

How does one physically get to see 5 live matches a week? Unless several of them are on a park pitch? Is your younger relative CONSTANTLY on the road, reviewing video footage from hotel rooms as he (or she) hops from town to town?

The Dutch journalists said he was one of the better players in the league who had been phased out during the second half of the season because he'd made it clear he was leaving.

Beck - now there's a player an ambitious Championship team should be all over.

I wouldn't say Dolan is technical.

I don't know why I let myself get drawn into this.

We'll be at the back of the queue for any loans (cos we won't pay) so we'll be saddled with little boys like Cozier-Duberry and Clarkson again.

Wrexham is a fair trek from Ormskirk.

I think the Championship is where they stall out unless Reynolds wants to throw A LOT of money at the problem - but as a player you'd definitely rather be at Wrexham than Rovers these days.

He asked for Batth and Weimann. He didn't ask for Dennis...

Thank God Hedges is still a nailed on starter for us, he's such a quality player(!)

CF playing in a 2, running onto things in the channels I'd guess.

Another wide player that can't cross.

And we haven't. Two very poor losses.

I can counter that with a list as long as my arm of crap players he brought in for us.

I'll never forgive him for losing the Euros Final at Wembley.

Considering Beckham is currently in line for one you're right.

Will they? Wrexham and Birmingham aren't playing around. The three relegated teams will be stronger than us. We'll be in a serious relegation battle without a clear couple of no-hopers to prop us up.

It's not even that he's a green novice. He's clearly quite thick too.

There is clearly no money. Season ticket sales are pathetic, the sponsorship money is miniscule and we aren't allowed to player trade (all the cash goes into running the club rather than being used to acquire new assets to perpetuate the cycle - y'know, short-term, short-sighted thinking). We're in massive, massive financial trouble, with the few remaining assets sold to keep the lights on - because our benevolent owners refuse to loosen the death grip they have on the club.

Imagine the stories those three could share.

You have to chuckle. Selling our club captain (who's in the last year of his deal because we can't authorise contract suitable extensions) to a newly promoted team is quite amusing. About as amusing as losing Eustace to Derby. Football purgatory. Embrace it.

Ewood is mothballed already - the stadium is filthy.

Celtic have won 14 of the last 15 titles (16 of the last 20).