The question is though...do you have the guts to get up in the middle of the Blackburn End and sing that one? Can't see the lines "I've never seen so many fans ask you if you wanted to dance Looking for a little romance" going down too well...football fans aren't that well known for getting in touch with their feminine side! Well, apart from Elton John obviously. I'll do it, just get me a ticket in the Blackburn End.....I'll even trade you a ticket in the Jack Walker Stand

Back to the original topic - Big Ron had it right when he stated it's all psychological. Geese are mental, Swans are not. Ok sure Swans have the physical potential to be the dominant birds in this fighting class, but when it comes down to it, it's all about the will to win. Geese want to win - not just for the glory, but because it makes them feel hard. That makes this a non-contest in my opinion - unless the Swan has gone intensive psychological training to get a bit mental itself, then it's a close run thing.

Fair do's to him though, he jokingly linked that to Leeds' great decision to fire him As for Leeds - I'm not up to date on the whole situation, but can anybody explain why they keep getting deferrals for a week or two at a time? Shouldn't they be paying the piper by now?!

Ooooooh ooh Steadinho, oooooh ooooh Steadinho, he's off to save the club, super super sub, Steadihno, oooooh oooh Steadinho, oooooh oooh Steadinho Still my favourite

I'll just throw this one out there, don't crucify me: Ooooooh ooh Steadinho, oooooh ooooh Steadinho, he's off to save the club, super super sub, Steadihno, oooooh oooh Steadinho, oooooh oooh Steadinho Obviously the super sub thing is the only thing I could find that rhymes - maybe when he comes on as sub we could sing it, a situational chant

I think the first song should be passed around as the song for M. Gray - day/night, black/white one - that was classic

I like the first suggestion, except: Go, Go Jonny Go Go Go, Go, Jonny Go Go Go, Jonny [erm, ok I'm struggling....but something positive in this space please!] Obviously to the tune of Johnny B.Goode