Yeah not having a pop I can only talk about what I've seen, as can you. Maybe if I'd said my living memory...

Yeah my earliest Rovers memories are late 70s and the Kendall promotion season.

Some might say that's an exaggeration. Having contemplated for a while I think you're right. The worst Rovers squad in living memory, take a bow Venkys you utter shitebags.

It's coming to something when we're pinning our hopes on a returning loanee who was a regular bench warmer in a bottom 3 side

Indeed. And they're still not refusing to sign the cheques and there's a multi million pounds bid for Bucko literally around the corner.

And if my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle. Christ.....

Agreed. So why loan another (shite) one in?

Blimey, this Villa loanee.....

Rovers like to spread them thinly. For instance Pongo Lowe doesn't just sort the bibs and cones out he frightens off the rats and unlocks the shithouses.

Lowe's continued employment at the club is somewhat iffy. I seem to remember a previous management team removed him but he was brought back in under mysterious circumstances. Rumour is it was Shithouse Suhail who brought him back in as he quite likes him and gives him an 'insight' into the dressing room. Add to that the scruffy bastard has been stinking the place up for years during our 'managed decline' and you can see why fans are sceptical. Does he get a gig at this level if we let him go? Not a chance.

Did the Fleck deal not go through after the McGuire one though? If so, how the hell did it get missed?

With Dunn as his assistant. I said this on here a couple of weeks ago and I was only half joking.

Waggott will do what he's told

Pauline or Arthur?

Bought their first album 'Sabotage or Incompetence' back in the early 80s.

Funny how we only cock up the incoming deals that will cost us a few quid isn't it? I've little time for the egg but it's bloody obvious he's not to blame here.

They wouldn't sell it to comply with FFP, they'd sell it to trouser the cash and set up a ground share with Mill Hill St Peters

Exactly what I was thinking. It's a real paradox that JDT may hold the keys to this shit show falling apart but at the expense of points on the board and staying in the division.

You missed out selling the ground. It's only a question of time before that, like most so called conspiracy theories, becomes a reality.

There were a load of clowns on FB celebrating the 'successful window' showing slips for a top 6 finish at 66/1 with loads of other amoebas congratulating them on a great value bet. That's the level of intelligence we're dealing with.

Sorry to hear that Mike, horrible times losing a pet. Just been reading a thread on FB you and 'anonymous member' have been contributing on laying the slap on the pro Venky clowns with reasoned posts that have dumbfounded the majority, the rest just turn to abuse as a coping mechanism. Well done for that and it's heartening to read some on there actually do get it. Small steps and all that but I feel a shift in opinion is imminent.

Aye. It's the Simon Grayson/David Dunn dream team.

Dunno Simon, the FB crew would give him a ticker tape welcome

Heard the egg made late calls to Keith Houchen's agent and tried to exhume Cyrille Regis all to no avail.

Nah mate, it's the 'Brentford model'. Apparently.