I bet he tells you that GB is his boss 😁🧐

As good an explanation as any! I also noticed they haven’t said they’re releasing him - I think they’re going to try and get a fee for him. If they do, they should donate every last penny of it to a domestic abuse charity.

Greenwood leaving Man U. I wonder who, if anyone, will want to sign him. Edited to add - who thought it was a good idea to include this within the statement?: "Based on the evidence available to us, we have concluded that the material posted online did not provide a full picture and that Mason did not commit the offences in respect of which he was originally charged. That said, as Mason publicly acknowledges today, he has made mistakes which he is taking responsibility for."

Woolworth’s pick ‘n’ mix

Best in West London?

Seal - Kiss From A Rose

1 missed penalty + 1 conceded penalty = £200 million

Sounds very similar to what I’m thinking about - ghastly stuff.

Exactly! 😁

Was that the stuff which was like tracing paper?

It wasn’t toilet paper, it was just everyday ‘to write on’ paper.

Bon Jovi - Keep The Faith

Think so

Hopefully he’s got the message now 😁😁😁

Southampton have won.

I presume you mean cheesy chips and not chips made of cheese??🤔😬 I’ve had cheesy chips and I’ve had chips with gravy - but I’ve never combined the two. I presume the mixed kebab meat has to be accompanied by alcohol 🤨

It’s okay - join us… 😬

What always amazed me about ‘drunk cooking’ was just how much washing up it created for the next morning.

Martin doesn’t want to ‘just’ win, he wants to win and show how clever (he thinks) he is. Long may it continue…

I certainly hope Pears knows more than we do 😀 Why wouldn’t he be ready? - I hope (maybe naively) that part of the scouts job was to see if he fits ‘how we play’. If I was guessing, I think JDT will save him for the Harrogate game and if he performs well there he will stay in the team. I hope he turns out to be worth all of this debating 😁

This is the standard PL contract - just in case you fancied a read… https://static1.squarespace.com/static/579f1eef2e69cf81541f5565/t/57bc6605e58c62993057c155/1471964677468/standard%2Bpl%2Bcontract.pdf

JDT did say Ennis is fit enough to start - although that isn’t the same as saying he will do. I hope Gilsenan is at least on the bench but you may well be right.

When did easing a player in become a thing?

Or Mimms being replaced by Flowers.