Paul Mellelieu

I am dead on my knees, tears in my eyes.

Well......

I feel as if I've made the right decision.

I opted not to waste £10 after the 0-5. Not watching through my fingers.

Another way to look at this season's calamity to acknowledge that two managers have got similar tunes from this set of players.

I switched off the game at 2-0

Switched off at 2-0. I can hear the trapdoor opening.

How do you make the match screen bigger on a Mac?

Elliott Jackson @_ElliottJackson · 2m Understand Gilsenan has a small knock, hence why he's not involved tonight.

A lot to admire in yesterday's performance, especially the hard work, good shape and application. A shame we couldn't make one of the many good opportunities tell.

On Twitter Rich Sharpe notes that only one player starting was recruited in the last three windows.

Very pleased for the manager today. He's a decent man, so let's hope he's a decent manager.

As I was saying.......

Here we go.

Stoke 1-1

I need a sedative.

Yes again

yes

Two chances for Sunderland already. Not expecting much today.

I'm facing the day with a heavy heart.

If SS doesn't score, who will?

I believe Jackson is on holiday.

I'm going for a win.

If only we'd signed a striker....