JackDaniel Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Or emmanuel eboue calling his son peek....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Presty On Tour Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 or Ulrika Jonsson marrying Kaka? Maybe West Ham's Behrami could name his son Pep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Fernando Torres mustn't call his daughter Lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 How about some Keith Andrews loving? Here he is auditioning for some acting roles at the end of his career. Some classic Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I come from a long line of Conga dancers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 I come from a long line of dead men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 A police station toilet was stolen. The cops have nothing to go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Not exactly a "funny" more of a lateral thinking one. What's the next set of letters in this sequence: A EF HI KLMN Have fun, and if you know the answer just say so and leave the rest of the class to work it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presty On Tour Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Not exactly a "funny" more of a lateral thinking one. What's the next set of letters in this sequence: A EF HI KLMN Have fun, and if you know the answer just say so and leave the rest of the class to work it out. T VWXYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue n White Rover Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 T VWXYZ How? I'm confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 T VWXYZ Int google brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 How? I'm confused Curvy and straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Have fun, and if you know the answer just say so and leave the rest of the class to work it out. Curvy and straight You are on the naughty step for that one. Bad boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presty On Tour Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Int google brilliant! Yes but not nessasary in this instance as I have answered the question before in an IQ test although it wasn't the sequence, it was the difference between the two lines of letters. It's very basic when you think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 You are on the naughty step for that one. Bad boy. Bugger, sorry. It had been on there for four hours ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandiway Blue Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Susan Boyle has been recruited for the war on terror. Apparently there has been a massive decrease in suicide bombers now they know what a virgin looks like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWinger Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 What's the difference between Lenny Henry and Thierry Henry? Thierry is still f*%king French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4E Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Whats better than being a historic pioneer of womens rights? Being a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue n White Rover Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Arsenal fans and Spanish Reporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Keith has a new fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Me and my mate drove past a cemetery the other day. I said "I can tell you exactly how many people are dead in there". "Go on then?" he said. "All of them". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandiway Blue Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 BREAKING NEWS!! Regarding the cloud of dust that has closed all uk airports,police have arrested the Burnley trophy cabinet cleaner in connection with the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presty On Tour Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neekoy Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 TBH Presty the more times I watched it in a row it went like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodrell Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Who said footballers aren't intelligent? "My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7." David Beckham "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." Mark Viduka "Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." David Beckham "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall "I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." Paul Gascoigne "I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well." Alan Shearer "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona ." Mark Draper "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out." Peter Shilton "I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester " Stan Collymore "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham . My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing." Ade Akinbiyi "Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." Ian Wright "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." Ugo Ehiogu " Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough." Jonathan Woodgate "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce "I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." Lee Hendrie "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." Ian Rush " Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." Steve Lomas "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." Barry Venison "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." David Beckham "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European." Phil Neville "All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." Mitchell Thomas "One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." Alan Shearer "I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." Johnny Giles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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