If it did you'd understand I wasn't knocking your hero in the first place.

He's not that shadowy, he's just a prick in a pullover. He doesn't even hide away these days.

5 hours later, needs repeating.

I thought he looked a sleep deprived David Platt. And no that's not rhyming slang.

Funny how we can always afford Waggott isn't it.

No idea what you're on about.

Not one decent centre forward amongst them. That was the aim that they've had ages to sort out. Reminds me of that other time we desperately needed a centre forward and instead they got a midfielder on loan, then Wanky Waggott and Pasha the flasher managed to fuck that up and we got nothing.

To add insult to injury, he's 30 years old. Decent for Barnsley about 5 or 6 years ago, but since then Sam Gallagher's record shines in comparison.

I'm really hoping it's Shankland now. He's a dream signing compared to the alternative. We've gone from an international signing to a guy who can't remember what a goal is.

Thelo Aasgaard. It's looking like we're interested in the player he's replacing. Bit of a smack in the face to everyone who said we didn't need Thelo Aasgaard. We're getting the shit version!

I think Sabino is Shankland's Mum.

If I remember correctly Goodwillie once scored 19 for Dundee and the rest of his record was pretty mediocre prior to Rovers. Bizarre signing especially considering we were in the PL but I suppose not considering who was in control of the club at the time. Kean called him "a young Wayne Rooney" 🙄

Just seen I was downvoted for this. Obviously not a Bottom fan and I'm not going to explain it to you.

That's "if Carling did transfer windows" for Steve Waggott. Some underling will be dialing a celebratory curry as I write.

Rovers fans everywhere...

If true could be good. His form really took a dive this season though. Makes you wonder what went wrong.

Yet we're doing pointless signings like Forshaw.

We have a winner!

More like two Boycies.

5.15pm and no sign of anyone else signing. It's another slap in the face to the management team and fans.

1938. Tinpot is a compliment to them.

So Waggs, Pasha and Gestede had a full day with nowt to do (I imagine like most days really) so who have we signed?

Got to thank Venkys for that. Travis's replacement was a bloke whose legs have gone, alongside him on the bench were an out of form JRC, a just back from injury Cantwell, a guy who can't get in a league 1 team, a dodgy goalie and four kids. Gueye was our only striker today. Disgraceful.