CrouchingNunhiddenCucumber

Wharton looks absolute class, cool as you like

LOVE IT

Ok, why the fuck haven't we scored yet ffs

Hyam solid positioning so far

Couldn't agree more, he was a really basic footballer and easily replaceable for me, possibly a bit romantic that he came through the academy but in reality a symptom of the Venky era that anyone was upset that he left.

Barkley, fuck me I've heard everything now, the most ridiculous rumour of the window by a stretch

Agreed, genuinely can't remember the last time it was

You didn't say loan, you said him in exchange plus cash

They signed him less than 8 weeks ago.

Did they 'buy in to his journey' or did he keep an irritating outpost in their inherited portfolio as low maintenance as possible?

Perhaps highly qualified but not highly experienced?

I see how you've come to the '6 runs from the last over' analogy, however I think in reality looking at the entirety of our situation we need 36 runs from the final ball of the over and then the owners to sell the franchise.

Shock horror we're still an absolute shit show at the top. It's almost as if there has been a common denominator in the last 12 years of this circus.

Didn't see this coming. One to learn from and hopefully we make up for it at the weekend.

Real test of JDT here, changes clearly needed. Sounds like we may have got away with it only being 1 though so let's bring on Dack and get an unlikely 1-2 win 🤪

It feels like JDT could be the difference here If the article is correct, of course Could also just be that I have completely fallen for the man

Totally fallen for JDT, what a human

£25m at least!!!

This is made for a Dacky 80th minute winner

Good luck Ash, lad! Big statement if we can get a win today, I'm going 0-0 though

Moderating this place in the summer must be fun 😭

This place does go cuckoo every summer but I do feel this one has been particularly mental

For me the 'Szmodics buying his Range Rover from a bloke in Peterborough but Jim thinking he lived in Essex' confusion was the best few pages of this thread by some distance

So we're expecting Szmodics, Morton and a currently unnamed CB in the next couple of weeks with Bowler just being agent noise trying to engineer a move to Forest & Styles pure speculation on this MB?

And to think only a few months ago we had old Tone focussing on developing other team's players whilst not looking at the league table 🤮 Haven't been this excited about a season starting for years! Could do with a few more bodies mind