You forgot 'murderer'...

T Rex - Telegram Sam

While I agree with your overall point at least one of these is a true statement and a fair comment. Rovers fans should take up the challenge, buy a ticket and out sing the sheep shaggers.

We absolutely have to score the first goal in both of these forthcoming games. Doing so will make the Leeds crowd nervous and dampen down the 7000 sheep shaggers in the Darwen End next week.

I’m as pissed off as anyone with the way things are going but we are absolutely not at this point yet. it is entirely in our own hands. Win our two home games and we will stay up. Possibly just one of them (Sheff Wed)

Rubber Dinghy Johnny Man

To be fair Coyle was probably a better player than half of his squad.

Yeah I got my Sheff clubs mixed up Tony, which is odd because I usually thinks it’s Wednesday on a Tuesday 😉

You should have watched to the end mate, we lost that one as well 😂😂

No. I'm pretty sure Dave Bassett did it in the 80s or 90s with Watford and Sheff Wed, and I have a lingering memory of Billy McNeill either doing it or being close to doing it in the same sort of era with City and Villa.

I've said it before - Jack Walker would have sacked him on the spot for grinning like a Cheshire cat after that one (let alone leaving both Whartons out of the team!)

Travis - Why Does It Always Rain On Me?

All this arguing about whether JDT would have taken us down and how Eustace is faring in comparison really is like a tallest dwarf competition.

Michael Head and the Red Elastic Band - Broken Beauty From a wonderful album called Dear Scott

There were scores of Rovers fans at that last one (including me and about 8 mates) wanting to witness the fuckers losing their league status.

Dr Hook & the Medicine Show - More Like the Movies

This is bordering on a Shane Duffy performance from Hyam here

This may be controversial but judging from his description, he wasn't an addict, he just liked coke. He doesn't seem to know the difference between something that is habitual and something that is actually an addiction, and believe me there is a whole world of difference. The man is an utter prick and he was a fraud of a footballer when he wore our famous shirt. Also, I bet his missus was cocked more times than John Wayne's rifle before she bagged herself a rich footballer.

Once voted the best 'mod' song of all time (not quite sure what actually constitutes 'mod' music?) David Essex - Gonna Make You a Star

Texas - Say What You Want

I actually found Cheston the easiest of the Rovers hierarchy to deal with to be fair. He certainly had some helpful advice for the Trust at times. And on the occasions when in meetings with him and SW he certainly wasn’t afraid to challenge Waggott. Probably a case of ‘tallest dwarf’ right enough 😬

I don’t think any game in this division can or should be written off as a ‘nailed on defeat’. It’s a tough game, for sure, but a team we have just dicked on their own ground held Leeds to a draw at Elland Road last night and Coventry beat them at the weekend. They are jittery.

The Birds - No Good Without You Baby

Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel - Mister Soft

The Dickies - Give It Back