I got in once the odds had tumbled to 80-1. Still £800 isn't the worst

Solid performance from elliot, got battered around a bit by Burnley but carried on going. Beautiful pass for salahs offside goal

Get in Diaz, 17 more to go lad £££

What sort of wage structure involves having wages at 190% of turnover?

Rewatched a few clips of him over the last couple of days as I'm sure a lot of people have. The 'mate down the pub' description is spot on but I also think that some of the best moments are when sean belly laughs at something.

I jest. It's frustrating that there's a lack of common sense around it all on both sides. From cyclists riding two abreast to cars giving about 2 inches room when passing. I say that as someone who has been on both sides.

Does the highway code not state that "car > bike therefore has right of way in every situation"?

Hope they've stocked up tissues, that puts us in 6th, we're going to be having mass nosebleeds tomorrow.

People who use the "You don't pay bloody road tax" to criticise cyclists (even if they're being reasonable)

That was a kick in the gut seeing that pop up on my phone this morning. A unique comedian and seemed like a nice guy

Fair play to anyone staying a rovers fan in the last decade.

Be serious, he's clearly been signed to replace Armstrong.

Just 18 more goals please Ben!

Anyone got recommendations for good stand ups? I feel like there's not much good out there at the moment. I keep defaulting back to the old favourites, the new blood coming through just doesn't seem to be doing it for me when I see clips of them on panel shows etc.

Let's be honest though its not going to be a long wait

That would definitely push it into grounds for divorce!

He kept that quiet!

Probably been said before but I'm not sure how comfortable I am spending 6m on one player. From all I've read it would be a punt getting this lad from Southampton so I think I'd rather spread it about and get 2 or 3 signings. 3 permanent and a couple of loans is way better than 1 permanent with 4 or 5 loans.

Tbh in today's market I'm worth £6m so they're probably right.

Do you think there's some sort of "gentlemans" agreement in the obefami deal to get round the sell on clause to Newcastle? £9m up front for Adam and a couple mill off for obefami type thing?

Aye we've all put on a few pounds during lockdown

Sad state of affairs that I didn't know whether this was true or taking the mick

Diaz was 500/1 to score 20+ league goals on sky bet a couple of days ago. I've just checked and its tumbled to 80/1. At 500 that's worth a tenner surely

It's one of those automated pre screening questions. Like when you apply online for a job and it asks if you have a C on GCSE maths and if you answer no its an automatic rejection. Instead it's "Are you connected in any way to middlesbrough" no "sorry try another club"

Probably overworked due to the clubs transfer policy