RoverDom

Bet they're all sat around eating curry again as warnings and alerts flash up on an unmanned computer in the corner of the room.

Please don't take me into the last half hour having not confirmed the signing, I can't do it again.

Please don't take me into the last hour having not confirmed the signing, I can't do it again!!

Im so confused how we have just 1 slot left in our squad yet have to pack the bench with youngsters every game.

Same, I'm catching up whilst walking the dog, my missus text me about Dennis and I'm still in the woodrow Shankland meltdown

Yeah but would you sign him?

Given that we had no intention of actually signing him, technically the money we were going to spend on him has been made available.

This is how it should work but in opposite land of Venky FC we only get the money in installments and therefore couldn't possibly buy anyone.

With all this talk of Rhodes, how long till we're debating the merits of signing a 36 year former Benin international striker?

"Pleaaaaase please please please pleeeeeeaaaaase" "Will you pay any loan fee" "No but please can I have him" "Will you cover any of his wages" "Omg you're being so unreasonable"

Time for Rudy to work his magic and find the next Billy Koumetio

We got lucky with Gueye but the one on hyam was stonewall

You know what's happening don't you

Todd Cant-he-take-it-well

I think it was possibly the Burnley game I saw him drop the shoulder twice and do three pirouettes. He was in his own half and there wasn't an opposition player within 20 yards of him.

Innovative tactic putting a ball into the box when you have a big lump up front.

I can't imagine any photograph that would give me a lower opinion of waggot

Still trying to workout Arsenal's red card yesterday.

Best club on that list, good relationship with Liverpool in terms of loans, Beck here already, he'll get plenty of minutes as we desperately need a striker. I'd say if we were serious about it we'd be in a very strong position to win it. But like you said, probably not true.

Good win and 4 winnable games coming up should see us hit 50 points a good while sooner than we were predicting at the start of the season.

Same, heard good things about him and he's looked decent in cup games for Liverpool. Seems confident but with a good attitude

Wolves at home. A winnable Premier league tie. Hopefully they'll have one eye on staying in the Premier league.

Christ i thought he was a good 5 years older when he was here. That's a criminal loss of ability.

They deserved nout out of that

Some shocking passing in the final third