How will they fit them in the ground at 20% capacity?

Yeah, I should have done a 'pear-shaped' gag?

I deleted the explanation. I feel like van Gogh before he cut his ear off. ?

I heard Waggott, Mowbray and Gibson were in a Conference about Pears.

He definitely isn't the bad guy, he didn't draw up his own contract. It's what he represents that is the issue - a game completely out of touch with reality.... and it's fanbase.

I think because Arsenal laid off 55 staff on low wages and he's on £350k a week to do very little.

I've just had mine bleached.

Aynsley Pears. A 22 yo who nearly went to Maccs on loan last season. Sounds like low hanging fruit...

He needs Glenn Hoddle's old adviser. She wasn't mental.

"If that had gone in, it would have been a goal." - David Coleman "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." Ian Rush on his spell at Juventus (later claimed that Dalglish made it up!!)

My manager used to scream at me to 'get up his arse'. I took him at his word and duly obliged. I wasn't picked again.

One day this will all seem like a bad dream. There be transfer tittle-tattle in them hills. Keep the faith...

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Todd Kane, at QPR last season. He scored quite recently.

John-Boy hopefully.

The SC is only being introduced slowly. I think that any players already at clubs who are on big wages will be classed as being on 1.6k or thereabouts (the L1 average) until their contract runs out. Norwood, who is on £9k a week will be classed as on £1.6k. That leaves money in Ipswich's budget apparently which is why they are being linked with some big earners.

Get a room FFS! ?

If it went to a Trib then Bournemouth wouldn't have a choice I presume.

who's O'Hara?

I'm with ya, we do need our own keeper and preferably someone with experience. Joe Hart seems a bit past it though.

That Muric's shite, it keeps me up all night. Classic Oasis.

? Do I get a prize?

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Anyway Lambert wants DG at Ipswich. https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/18638607.former-rovers-boss-eyes-reunion-free-agent-danny-graham/