Rotherham have a new manager but we’ve just lost so we're on to a win. Optimistically I will go for a Rovers win of 4-2

Grebbin - Spitting Spooners faggers - He who has kicked the ball over the graveyard wall must go and retrieve it.

The midfield desperately needs sorting out. We've got some good youth players coming through with loads of potential but we need someone else who can stand alongside them and be a solid support. Getting bullied out of games is not acceptable and we need someone in there with some bollocks. At the moment, if we concede first we may as well shake hands and go home there and then. I'll give JDT the three transfer windows he said he'd need as there really wasn't much of a squad for him to do anything with when he came. The pressing issue when he first arrived was the lack of defenders and that was addressed. Hopefully over the coming windows the rest of the squad will be sorted. I'm happy that he likes to bring in the youth. There is nothing I would love to see more than a successful Rovers team made up of players from the academy and the local area.

When it comes to generating income Rovers seem to do everything in their power to do the opposite.

Might have been a part of a natural regeneration scheme. Bring back more wooded areas for the benefit of nature.

How dare you criticise Waggott! Have you ever gazed longingly into his eyes?

Our owners have never refused to sign a cheque. Apparently.

Have they ever had any real fans?

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain and not on your head at all times of the day.

My dad used to call him the rubber man cos his first touch would be about five foot away from him. His scored against the dingles.

Midweek away at Cardiff is a bit of a shiiter if you're travelling down but I suppose that is what you get when you have a World Cup in the middle of the season. I'm optimistically going for a solid 3-0 win for the mighty Rovers. What say you BRFCS?

Thankfully I am too young to have been subjected to such torture. I remember getting more than a few belts to the legs on many a cold morning with the Mitre balls in the 90s. I find modern balls far too light nowadays.

The Police - Can't Stand Losing You

He displaced Flowers and was solid until Friedel turned up.

Bollocks. He didn't move at all. The laziest player I've ever seen in my life.

So the truth does hurt after all.

I think you're right there. I don't like the connotations of that letter, it has an air of jingoistic nationalism to it. I'm sure we've played many a game on remembrance day before.

November? But I want it now!

Alias. Top game.

Maybe they realised they were shit so they didn't bother.

John Cooper Clarke - Twat

What about them shinnys though...

If he's the ref then you know who's side he's on.

Would definitely be up for a short sleve version also.

As poisonous as the owners are, they didn't play Bradley Johnson as a false 9.