My expectation for Waggott are about as low as can be and he still fails to meet them.

Maybe you could ask the club if Tony left a spare tombola behind.

Spot on

Nah he was 10/10 every match. How dare you speak such blasphemy!

That's got to be a public flogging at least.

David Beckham never hit a corner past the first defender.

Just a proper game of football. End to end and full of excitement. Shove yer tactics up yer arse.

Mr Pint?

Gerry & The Pacemakers - How Do You Do It

In the words of George Carlin: I believe that flags are symbols, and I'll leave symbols to the symbol minded.

Those sorts of things can affect the taste quite a bit. For example if you have a scotch whisky that tastes like a mix of jet fuel and urine then a wee drop of warm water can totally change it and make it fit for human consumption.

Not even a free sticker? Damn.

Even less so these days.

@Herbie6590 @J*B @K-Hodand any of the other mods, can the thread title be changed to rectify my egregious spelling error? Edit: Scratch that, I've got it sussed now. It's still a bit early in the morning for me here.

I see what you mean. From Wikipedia: Spelt (Triticum spelta), also known as dinkel wheat[2]or hulled wheat,[2] is a species of wheat that has been cultivated since approximately 5000 BC.

I somehow got the impression that JB won't be doing that.

I thought the point of the Academy was to provide us with our own top players so we didn't have to buy them.

Didn't mind the group stages. When they let teams in who weren't champions then it just became a total farce. That was the moment when football started on its trajectory towards the boring, uncompetitive shyte we see today. And ITVs commentary was unbearable at times.

Not to be pedantic or anything but Sunday is the 25th.

Pure fucking genius.

What is this weekends tipple?

In the early 2000s Rovers went an entire season without being given a penalty.

I'm sure as sure can be that United played 12 every week. Bizarrely one of them was always in black.

Proper wingers. Not like this inverted wide forward bollocks.

Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs - Wooly Bully