Hopefully it will all implode and all the money will disappear from the game so that football will be returned to the glory days before all these flash oligarch twats turned up.

Have a great Christmas everyone. Just putting the final few touches on the Christmas dinner.

What else are you going to do up there?

And the performances have been utter dog shit so what the fuck are we even doing? I would welcome the administrators with open arms if it meant the end of this lot.

What a load of total bollocks. Venkys out.

A washing machine perhaps?

Whats all this then?

That's ok. I'm sure the players will be in the same state so you won't be alone.

All hail the mighty system. The mind doth boggle.

Did he wear frilly socks as well?

Nah all done now. No damage that can be seen. Just waiting for my prescription now then I'm on my merry way.

My shirt arrived today as well as a load of other goodies. Thanks so much to everybody who made this happen. I am looking forward to the short sleeve and short shorts next time around. @Tyrone Shoelacesspeaking of hospitals, I am currently waiting in a&e as I suspect I may have broken my ribs.

Why? What's wrong with brockhall? Has swag flogged it already?

Makes a real noce brew or so I've heard

Retro shorts to match the retro shirts?

Messi, just a Bryan Douglas wannabe.

Don Henley - The Boys Of Summer

Those of us that have been paying attention know full well that the aim never has, is or ever will be promotion.

Just out of curiosity chaddy, has there ever been a coach or manager that you you think the club shouldn't have backed?

Thanks to inflation the can of coke and mars bar we were offering no longer holds the same value.

Definitely short sleeves for the next lot.

Patti Smith - Horses

I'm amazed this club can even pull it together to host a football match. Absolutely fucking useless.

As per usual there is only room for one in chaddyland.

He didn't even need the ball to cross the line either.