Upside Down

I had a dream last night that we went 2-0 up in the first five minutes. Big Mak netted from just outside the box straight from kick off then Dolqn with the second, nicking the ball from one of their players, beating the next defender before slotting it into the bottom corner. Hopefully this wasn't just a dream and it was some sort of divine prophecy bestowed upon me from God.

I wouldn't. We should be looking at winning all these games. Especially against a team managed by fat shrek.

Probably on the advice of somebody who was set to receive a nice fat commission from the deal.

I concur with Abbey's all caps statement.

He was absolutely instrumental in the dumbing down of the fanbase and the club in general. He's by no means the sole cause of this but he's a key figure when it comes to people blindly accepting mediocrity as being good enough for this club. His constant disrespect towards the club and fans alone makes him a twat as far as I'm concerned. Obviously I wish no ill on him and am glad to see he's on the mend from illness.

Preston will not be an easy game. This is the world cup final as far as they're concerned. They're still a non entity to me like...

Mowbray was a complete dick head though. He's set this club back decades with his mediocrity.

I do need to get some loafers but ain't got the coin at the moment. I do have a very nice pair of Chelsea boots. Proper clobber.

The Ja Buffalo Springfield - Mr Soul

I reckon I can get away with it. Hardly anyone knows who the Jam are here. Fucking heathens.

Muddy Waters - Mannish Boy

I don't think you quite grasp how physically demanding the modern game is. I don't begrudge the players getting paid good money for what they do. Unlike investment bankers or scumbag landlords football players actually have to work for a living.

We should be fired up for this especially with nearly 6000 away fans. Thankfully we've got some proper men in the squad now, I don't see the likes of Mcfadz or Wiemann allowing some of the gutless performances we've seen in the past. These games are important and should be treated as the occasions that they are.

Stanley not doing so good at the moment. Neither are Bolton.

The Stone Roses - Waterfall

I always loved Priest. A proper band. It takes real bollocks to be openly gay in the 1980s metal scene.

Bizarrely mine are still white as and I've had them since I was 19. Not sure how I managed that especially considering some of the states I used to get myself into. Still got em, maybe bust them out next time I've got a gig.

Anyone else have a pair of these beauties?

Probably more to do with the shallow gene pool.

Needs Big Mak to be up there with Yuki feeding off him.

I have no time for him after he downed tools for six months when we needed him to step up.

That's venkys and their agency chums plan. The Egg and JDT were the first people under their tenure to talk about Blackburn Rovers being a premier league team. No surprise both of them were gone within 18 months of arrival.

Really need us to win this as I'll be watching it with the nobber in-laws.

Paul Heaton has always been a top bloke with actual principles. The worst part of all these shit reunion gigs is that smaller bands can no longer get any bigger because all the decent spots are taken up by bloated, half arsed cash grab reunions. Also, all the medium sized venues are rapidly disappearing. It's either a tiny club or an arena with nothing in between. The live music scene everywhere is in an absolute dire state and people need to get out to see local gigs and keep the scene alive before it disappears forever.

That first goal was absolutely ridiculous. What the fuck were they up to?