Tell ‘em to wipe it on their shirts like real men.

There’s a lot of it about, even in the lower leagues.

Even at Burnley he’ll have been on more than we want to pay a left back.

Right.

Wasn’t he the player we were looking at last season but he’d been injured ?

Or Johnson’s.

Let’s say “ very little excitement “. I could do with a few of his after match press conferences on tape. I’m finding it hard to sleep at night with the heat out in Spain.

I would have thought he’ll play from the start against Hartlepools. Maybe JDT will use the game as a way of finding a way of playing that incorporates Dack. Maybe JDT will really take cup games seriously. We’ll find out soon enough.

We might even have a manager who knows what his best team is !

We played like we’d been celebrating all week. The thing I remember most was it was a very blustery day and the pitch was very sandy. The ref kept having to stop the game and get his hankie out to remove grit from players eyes !

OK, just one and then back to normal. “ A friend of my wife’s knows the guy who sharpens the scissors at Millie Bright’s hairdresser. He reckons we’ve made Chelsea Ladies an offer !”

I see, I know what you mean now. If you’ve got an angle grinder and some pliers you could just grind a bit off the length of the ones that are too long. They can’t be over long by much. That’s if it’s just one cabinet. If it’s a whole kitchen’s worth of hinges that’s another story. I’ve kept all of those types of hinges that I’ve swapped out/replaced in the past and I bet I’ve got some of those screws. Trouble is I’m on holiday in Spain for the next two weeks and the bag of old hinges is in the UK.

I could make up some interesting ones if you like.

Obviously the financial crisis we’re entering will have a massive bearing on some supporters. Watch Rovers , pay your energy bill or put food on the table ?

He was right,

What do you mean by “ hinge screws “ ?

Not today we don’t as it’s a Sunday but tomorrow I’d like to be hearing we’re looking at centre halves.

Long ball to the far post get Gallagher “ jumping “ with him. I know Gally can’t jump but he’ll still be a foot taller. Like when Mark Hughes had Santa Cruz jumping with Patrice Evra.

Harry.

I believe Maatsen is only short. He’ll get targeted in this league like Alan Wright was back in the day.

I was there that day. We were crap. The real game was at Bury earlier in the week, we did the business then.

Venus. Just joking.

You either get the ball or you impede the player in that situation. Just enough to hold him up.

There doesn’t seem to be a promotion winning combination there to me. I wouldn’t honestly swap our two, Ayala and Wharton, for any of those as centre backs. Taylor is a decent full back but centre half ? Of course the thing with Ayala is keeping the bugger fit. Harwood-Bellis could well make a really good player in the future but that’s a way off yet. The lad we had on loan from Brighton last season was a top centre half at this level. Of course then we have young Phillips coming though who’s reputed to be the next Mike England, that’s if he doesn’t slope off to Spurs, like Mike did.

Do own goals count ?