Don’t really like Ronaldo as such but he is clearly one of the best players to ever grace the game. 763 Apps 573 Goals I was going to copy his honours and achievements off Wiki but the list was too long for me to be bothered.

What a hit that was! Dack-esq ?

De Gea has had an absolute reggie there.

I know he's not very good but what is this guys supposed playing position?

Forgot about this guy, presumably we will try and loan him out again

Their owner is (allegedly) proper dodgey. No doubts he's seen Wolves go up last season and now has got Mendes on board to do the same for Forest. Seems unlikely that he'll be spending his own cash (although i have no idea of his wealth). If it works, FFP might as well be officially scrapped as this is just a blatant mockery of it.

Not too fussed either way about Conway. I do like him as a player but I’m not sure he’s got another championship season in him, we’ll see but hopefully he does! Mowbray mentioned a few times last season how Conway was a leader and voice in the changing room and rightly or wrongly that’s probably one the main reasons Mogga wanted to keep him. Dack and Lenihan are the priorities for new contracts.

Yep he is according to Skysports:

I'm not worried. It's all about timing, our relegation's and their promotions couldn't have happened at a worse time for us. It just got me angry at Venkys again.

Bit of header tennis over "The Wall"?

Probably not true but we are now in a world where The Dingles can spend £25m whilst we are hoping that Venkys give us an overall transfer budget of x10 less than that. We really couldn't have dropped out of the PL at a worse time.

Mental, who's in charge now?

Fair point. Touche Ladyboy

Is this opinion, media link or Ladyboy exclusive?

Happy to see DG sign for another season. I think his experience brings a lot more to the team than we realise. Playing up front on your own is hard work and he does it well. although it will be a much tougher test this season for him.

“Apparently Jack turned down a knighthood as far back as the 70's because Fred wasn't offered one.“ That bit is about knighthoods. The rest is just babble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44380883 Sign him up Mogga whilst he is hot on the goal trail

Sky are going for the Villa in administration a real possibility angle: http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11677/11396171/aston-villa-up-for-sale-as-struggling-club-faces-winding-up-order

Plenty of "sold for an undisclosed fee" lines to come out of Villa this summer. Followed by tip offs to Sky/Red Top rags of figures double the amount players were actually sold for. It's a shame that football is going this way, foreign owners buying clubs and promising the world but are only really interested in making cash for themselves by being in the premier league. When their plan fails, they just down tools and walk away leaving the club as a complete wreckage.

Never realised Villa were in such a state. Could be some miserable seasons on the horizon for them. Nothing we haven’t been through!

I thought he looked against us at Ewood. Got forward well and took players on. I'd be happy if we signed him (assuming he plays like that all the time!)

Like us, Leeds are just one owner decision from being a laughing stock. Sunderland have impressively carried the flag for a while and now Leeds could take it off them with another awful manager appointment. Leeds are just not destined for success anymore. Anytime they get any positivity, it’s quickly stamped out.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/sport/16256787.Former_York_City_left-back_poised_to_take_over_at_Swansea_City/ The York Press believe former minster man Graham Potter is set for the Swansea job.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11696/11388977/frank-lampard-close-to-signing-deal-to-become-derby-boss Lampard close to Derby job. Risky appointment. Lampard, like Gerrard, is a player I always liked so i hope it works out for him (obvs not against us!)

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