They couldn't afford me.

Please oh mighty lord make it so 🙏

Rumour has it she makes a cracking John bull.

Get the ball, throw it to your nearest team mate as fast as you can. Done.

So the replacement will be in mid September. That's soon for this club.

No that's Dalglish, Souness is second and is by far my favourite. I'll never forget when he called the referee a clown. Besides, that's the modern era. The most successful manager is probably Robert Middleton who managed the two league title wins in 1911/12 and 1913/14.

The Beatles - Day Tripper

How shit is the league that you can be safe with 33 or 34 points? Pathetic. Come on Bournemouth and either Leeds or Leicester.

Punishing people for not having the already excessive amount of money on hand to buy a season ticket in the small window they were available at a slightly cheaper rate. Its just wrong. Sums up what repugnant characters we have here at this club.

That's this season's excuse for not signing a striker sorted then

Worth every penny.

No sense to be found there. If there was the price would be cheaper from the beginning.

And the fact he doesn't know what he's doing. Perfect fit for this club.

I did.

The Lancashire Pirlo.

Straight back down.

Completely irrelevant who finished below. Who finished above us puts to bed all the bullshit excuses that the club have come out with over the last decade. Finishing behind newly promoted Sunderland managed by the one whom we are forbidden to mention is complete failure.

Been wearing my shirt for a bit now an absolutely love it. Genuinely the best I've ever had.

But they've never refused to sign a cheque

What about the state of Ewood and the pitch then?

Irrelevant.

The cutbacks on spending year after year suggests otherwise. Not to mention the state of the ground and the pitch.

The Sweet - Blockbuster

He was certainly ready to play the villain after the January fiasco. I'm still not 100% what his role in fucking that up was. Also failed to get a striker through the door. Of the signings we actually completed I would rank as follows. Hyam, Szmodic. Good signings, good players. Brittan. Good until he picked up a bad injury. Thomas. Could have been good but he had no-one to cross to. Bad attitude also, apparently. Morton. Ok, really needed to be paired with an experienced pro to guide him. First full season of men's football and a lot was asked of him. Hirst, Mola. Shit. If there's any I missed then fill in the blanks. This next season will be a big test for the Egg. Hopefully he doesn't fuck it up.

When Coventry, Luton and Sunderland finish above us the season can only be seen as a failure.