Upside Down

How many more pages before a signing is announced?

People complain about pessimism and negativity, but if I've woken up to a slap in the face every single day for the last twelve years, why would I be expecting to wake up to a kiss tomorrow?

They walk among us.

Or the managerial ability.

Your mistake there was using a very small amount of brain power to come up with a logical approach. The people who run this club lack said brain power.

Get at least a size bigger. These shirts are made for top athletes to play top level football not for fat bastards like us standing on the Blackburn End guzzling shit pies and watered down ale.

I thought I was being quite optimistic to be honest.

I'll be surprised if he's still here at Christmas.

They've just changed the rules in a different way now. FFP basically means that smaller clubs are simply not allowed to compete with the big wealthy teams.

If I can get them here I will.

I'm gonna say it. Not as good as last years.

Clearly. I suppose I do need some gurning muppet to remind me its not 1995 anymore.

We should have just kep the yellow shirts. They were absolutely fantastic. By far the best away shirt we've had since the early 90s.

Especially in the 2000s when they weren't even that good anymore. They won league title after league title with 97th minute penalties and free kicks. Me and my dad were watching a game once and the commentators said something about how long whoever it was could hold the lead against them, and my dad goes "well it depends what time sir alex has booked his penalty for " One of those funny because its true moments.

That game was match fixing 100%. Tevez dived for a penalty and I think he was offside and there was a handball in there some where. The second goal didn't even cross the line. Then Bentley was sent off after being fouled by Lucas Neill. One of these happening would be a case of bad officiating but all three happening in the same game, no way. That was fixed. When you take into account that Tevez was ineligible to play in any of those games it makes it even more sickening what happened at the end of the season. I've not had a season ticket since that season. I haven't been to a match since the Venkys takeover. That was the final nail.

We didn't have a shot that's why. Spent the whole night screaming SHOOOOOOT!!! at the telly.

For once the club will not fail to meet your expectations.

It's good that the club are keeping up with these community initiatives and that it isn't just a one time token gesture. However, we shouldn't be doing thing that will be a detriment to the pitch. We are a football club at the end of the day.

Looks like he's trying to fag a lift off someone.

But he doesn't meet the target though. If we take @goozburgerlatest estimate and very generously round it up to 8200 and then we take the reported target of 4 million, that means the average ticket price would have to be £487.80 When you take into consideration that there is going to be a decent amount of tickets sold at concession prices that makes 8200 even more of a failure. It's perfectly reasonable to say we have the potential to sell at least 12000, especially if Nob End can manage it. This would bring the average price down to £333.33. I doubt you'd meet the target but rudimentary economics should come into play and tell you that you're now far more likely to make more money down the line. 4 million from season ticket sales is a totally ludicrous figure and shows how dense the people who run the show actually are. But if Swag had any bollocks he'd tell them that. However, he's a lazy fucker who just wants to steal an easy living. Waggot out. Venkys out. 51% Now.

The main problem with Roberts was the 4-5-1 formation that big Sam insisted on using all the time.

Have you heard about Peter Reid? He's got a monkey's heed

So are we to expect Chaddy to be a card carrying member of the Swag lads soon?

Work for people that give a toss about their business.

Referees?