So if the ref has waved away their player going down screaming, clutching his leg from a Brittain tackle as a dive... surely that's a booking for simulation, no?

This ref is desperate to send one of ours off.

Yeah those cross attempts by Hedges and Weimann just now were pathetic. That's a booking for Armstrong, surely?!

Because the owners will not spend any money.

Yeah he's booked two mistimed tackles already. Someone is getting sent off today - hope it's one of theirs.

He's never going to learn at this point.

Weak GK again. Should be saving that.

Armstrong is a diver then.

They're determined to ship Garrett out, huh? 16 year old Dunn on the bench as one of the few midfield options we have.

He's literally forced his way out of Plymouth. So if you're happy signing characters like that they can be had for a good price.

Could not give a single shit about his career. Scum.

Only if that quality single striker is Mbappe.

They've completely fucked the season, as they always do. It's predictably depressing.

You mean you're not enthused with signing a St Johnstone striker when everyone else is spending millions? For shame. We'd be nowhere without the Venkys, they never refuse to sign a cheque.

Imagine skipping a Plymouth match to force a move to... Middlesbrough. Yikes.

He's an excellent LB. He doesn't have a good enough first touch to be a winger.

Beck is a poor left winger, so that'd fit with the model.

I'd play Leonard instead of one of Hedges / Dolan / Weimann / ACD out wide. I still don't think he's a CF (at least not a lone one) but he's skilful and clever enough to do a job as a pivot / playmaker out wide I think.

He looks a bit jaded to me at the moment and needs a rest. You could play Weimann or Dolan for him at #10, if we had the numbers. Regarding his overall game, I think they need to have a chat about dropping so deep. It takes him out of the attack - he's currently playing similar to Dack after his knee injuries. Dropping deep, looking for the ball and then unable to get up with the attack if anything positive happens once he's dropped deep. He needs to stay upfield - close to Gueye if possible to hoover up his flick ons.

Let's hope this fraud case in India ruins them.

I think he's pushing that narrative for his own CV. "Look at our pre-season expectations and look where I have us. Now take a look at this squad."

He's clearly much faster than Dolan. He actually runs people in that highlights reel.

Hedges goal at Watford and what else?

I think you all have to accept that we've blown the season. I'd love them to actually sign players permanently - we need more assets. I fear they're going to loan players in and piss more money away, leaving us fucked in the summer.

I'm pretty sure neither Hedges or Dolan could do half of this: