Ideally, we’d nick a goal through Leonard in the first half, then introduce Leopold to the crowd at half-time, which inspires Pears to have a world-class performance. Can’t see all that happening though.

Skips 👍 Wotsits 🤢 Anyone else remember 'Hedgehog' flavoured crisps?

Everton getting relegated would be funny. Leeds getting relegated is always funny. Leicester getting relegated means we're not the only Premier league champions to drop a level. Southampton have spoiled it by being even worse than those three.

I'd be testing the half-time oranges.

Sunderland 1 up ☹️

Barry Humphries, the man behind Dame Edna Everage and Sir Les Patterson, among others, has passed at 89.

As well as Jansen, he played well with Stead in the latter’s first season. Stead’s goals dried up after Cole left. Is he still our record signing?

The game against Forest in ‘99 that effectively sent us down. The Man U game when Smith/Saha handballed and scored.

Hope they draw City.

fuckin' knew it.

Has he worked with top Bulgarian coach Runyer Boloksov?

Never fails to make me laugh. Even better without context 😄

I'm quite happy to take this report with a pinch of salt, but surely not..? As per Rajah.com

So Vince McMahon returns as executive chair and Steph has resigned. Rumours suggest that Vince is looking to sell WWE to the Saudis. Just when things are going in the right direction…

Too late to be known as George (the) Hirst He's sure to be known as George the worst A pox on that phony Rovers Striker!

Daley Blind has been released by Ajax, despite his contract previously running to June 2023. Maybe our coaching team can use their Dutch contacts and organise a cheeky 6-month contract?

Just a quick reminder of who owns PSG, (Mbappe would have got the same treatment had the result been different) and Qatar gets to share in the victory (because that’s all they really care about).

How. Is. This. Happening? Seriously, I’m on a works do and haven’t been keeping up 🫠

As mentioned above, Chile vs Italy in 1962 where the presenter (a young David Coleman?) used those words, but you may be thinking about Portugal vs Netherlands in 2006 - the battle of Nuremburg:

Home to former Rover Spit the dog El Hadj Diouf.

Keeper ‘megged! 3-0!

Berger is a good shout. Alan Mahon was never going to displace Duff, but always looked good when called on. I always thought John Curtis was a better player than Lucas Neill. Probably more one-footed though.

Sent to me by a St Johnstone fan I know

I hear Mowbray has taken an interest.

So who had 6 minutes for the brown envelope to reach the VAR office?