Terry Funk and Bray Wyatt have both passed on in the past few days. Wyatt was only 36.

Szmodics and the ref in a contest to see who can have the worse game.

Was it four points we got after conceding the first goal last season? It's a low bar, but we aren't going to do any better this season on this showing.

Jeff Buckley - Dream Brother

Spurs say ‘yes’ at £94 million. Up to Kane to agree personal terms.

Unfortunately: Hopes dashed of room-temperature superconductors

On one hand it’s nice to see a team say ‘no’ to Bayern Munich, with their habit of hovering up top talent. On the other, I wish it wasn’t Spurs.

Ideally, we’d nick a goal through Leonard in the first half, then introduce Leopold to the crowd at half-time, which inspires Pears to have a world-class performance. Can’t see all that happening though.

Skips 👍 Wotsits 🤢 Anyone else remember 'Hedgehog' flavoured crisps?

Everton getting relegated would be funny. Leeds getting relegated is always funny. Leicester getting relegated means we're not the only Premier league champions to drop a level. Southampton have spoiled it by being even worse than those three.

I'd be testing the half-time oranges.

Sunderland 1 up ☹️

Barry Humphries, the man behind Dame Edna Everage and Sir Les Patterson, among others, has passed at 89.

As well as Jansen, he played well with Stead in the latter’s first season. Stead’s goals dried up after Cole left. Is he still our record signing?

The game against Forest in ‘99 that effectively sent us down. The Man U game when Smith/Saha handballed and scored.

Hope they draw City.

fuckin' knew it.

Has he worked with top Bulgarian coach Runyer Boloksov?

Never fails to make me laugh. Even better without context 😄

I'm quite happy to take this report with a pinch of salt, but surely not..? As per Rajah.com

So Vince McMahon returns as executive chair and Steph has resigned. Rumours suggest that Vince is looking to sell WWE to the Saudis. Just when things are going in the right direction…

Too late to be known as George (the) Hirst He's sure to be known as George the worst A pox on that phony Rovers Striker!

Daley Blind has been released by Ajax, despite his contract previously running to June 2023. Maybe our coaching team can use their Dutch contacts and organise a cheeky 6-month contract?

Just a quick reminder of who owns PSG, (Mbappe would have got the same treatment had the result been different) and Qatar gets to share in the victory (because that’s all they really care about).

How. Is. This. Happening? Seriously, I’m on a works do and haven’t been keeping up 🫠