Movie Discussion

[Flopsy]

Striptease properly scared me. No! Put them away Demi, put them awaaaaaaay

[herbergeehh]

Straw Dogs.

[lockers]

The thing is a great film but my Scariest films would be (all based on my first viewings of them)

The Descent

Loved the ending to that film!!

[Rovermatt]

Bourne.

[Eddie]

Always good movies.

[Blueboy Downunder]

i find matt damon to be a very fine actor, who can pull off almost any charachter. i very much enjoyed the first 2 of the bourne trilogy and now i am looking forward to seeing the final installment.

[Flopsy]

MATT DAAAAMON

MATT DAAAAMON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKpuUVP9sQ0

[Cocker]

I always hate the fact that he should be able to go round kicking arse but spends his days running away from people. They should call it The Running Man (not the Arnie one )

[Billy Castell]

The Running Man is a good film. It is a bit dated, but I always liked the idea. Just like Logan's Run. Fantastically dated, but a great idea.

[Flopsy]

Just imagine a version of Running man with Z list Celeb's

[Billy Castell]

Oooh I can see it now.....................

We'll have Paddy Kielty and Kate Thornton presenting it on ITV. And the contestants will be:

James Hewett

Jimmy 5 Bellies

Jade Goody

Ex 400m runner Mark Hilton

Cory Haim

Tara Palmer-Tompkinson

Rikki Lake

The short one from The Young Ones

'That blonde from Hollyoaks or something who still looks good'

Gary Glitter (i.e.the 'Barrymore' contestant)

Anyway back to the subject of films, I remember seeing that film about strippers from the early 90's a few moths ago on Channel 5. Showgirls I think. God that film was bad. It was like Flashdance but with more tits, and all the depth and emotion removed. Showgirls is a film about strippers, and it makes you think to yourself "I must remember to buy some felt to do the roof of the shed".

Edited April 21, 2007 by Billy Castell

[Rovermatt]

Oooh I can see it now.....................

We'll have Paddy Kielty and Kate Thornton presenting it on ITV. And the contestants will be:

James Hewett

Jimmy 5 Bellies

Jade Goody

Ex 400m runner Mark Hilton

Cory Haim

Tara Palmer-Tompkinson

Rikki Lake

The short one from The Young Ones

'That blonde from Hollyoaks or something who still looks good'

Gary Glitter (i.e.the 'Barrymore' contestant)

Anyway back to the subject of films, I remember seeing that film about strippers from the early 90's a few moths ago on Channel 5. Showgirls I think. God that film was bad. It was like Flashdance but with more tits, and all the depth and emotion removed. Showgirls is a film about strippers, and it makes you think to yourself "I must remember to buy some felt to do the roof of the shed".

Showgirls is hilarious. The scene where Elizabeth whats-her-face thrashes around in a neon pool with quiff-man is so funny it's not true. It's about as erotic as roofing one's shed.

Edited April 21, 2007 by Rovermatt

[Billy Castell]

I forget what she looks like in that film other than having really bad beachball tits, and the kind of grin Ronaldinho sees in the mirror. That film tries so hard to be 'erotic', but ends up as sexy as Last of the Summer Wine.

Has anyone seen the Steven Segal film [Exit Wounds? I was disappointed as it was actually not that bad. Well, it was one of the better Segal films.

[Exiled_Rover]

Finally got round to seeing 'The Departed'. It's a bit rubbish isn't it? Tries to be something it isn't.

[American]

I thought it was absolutely brilliant. I thought Nicholson was genius in a role that Scorcese would usually give to DeNiro.

[Rovermatt]

Finally got round to seeing 'The Departed'. It's a bit rubbish isn't it? Tries to be something it isn't.

It's anything but rubbish...

[Exiled_Rover]

It's pretentious, the dialogue is appalling, and most of the acting is mediocre. Nicholson simply wheeled out his 'crazy' character we've seen countless times before - he slept through his scenes. Each to their own I suppose, but if a film is as hyped as this one I'm going to be a lot more critical.

Edited April 29, 2007 by Exiled_Rover

[broadsword]

Haven't seen that, but I remember watching that one about the actuary going across America, and that was absolutely dire.

[adopted scouser]

'Next' and 'Fracture' are both shiite. Roll on Spidey

[ABBEY]

JUST WATCHED NEXT ,THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD IF A BIT MATRIXY .

[Billy Castell]

It's pretentious, the dialogue is appalling, and most of the acting is mediocre. Nicholson simply wheeled out his 'crazy' character we've seen countless times before - he slept through his scenes. Each to their own I suppose, but if a film is as hyped as this one I'm going to be a lot more critical.

Wasn't The Departed loosely based on the Hong Kong film Internal Affairs, which may have starred Chun Yow Fat?

Edited April 29, 2007 by Billy Castell

[adopted scouser]

Wasn't The Departed loosely based on the Hong Kong film Internal Affairs, which may have starred Chun Yow Fat?

Well yes and er no, 'Infernal Affairs'

[lockers]

watched apocalypto and the 300 over the weekend, loved the 300, thought apocalypto was a great film, the first foreign language (subtitled) film ive ever watched, and it was easier than i thought it would be! thought it ended a bit abruptly though!!

[Billy Castell]

Isn't The Simpson's Movie out this year? I hear that Bart jumps over some sharks on a skateboard in one scene (our American posters will explain what I mean). No doubt it'll take many millions of £ even though the show has been crap for 10 years.

[FourLaneBlue]

Well yes and er no, 'Infernal Affairs'

Also Chow Yun-Fat isn't in it. It has Andy Lau and the excellent Tony Leung in the Damon/Di Caprio roles.